The One With Slut Fucker's New Accomplice
I woke up the next day and to my surprise Fish Ann III was dead! I was so shocked! He was so healthy! I was very upset, but nothing in the world could do him any good. Prof. Form came over before he had to go to work later. At first I wanted to take him to see Stardust, but he did not feel like seeing a movie. Joe Toe called us and wanted to hang out. We told him to meet us at Papa Venio’s where we had chosen for lunch. We ended up at PetSmart first while we waited for Toe to arrive. Prof. Form looked at fish tanks. I couldn’t help but look at the Fish Ann’s. They were so pretty. But was I ready for another? None of them seemed to fit my need, until I saw this one… He was red, white, and blue. At that instant I named him Patriotic Fish Ann and wanted to buy him! Prof. Form told me that we could come back after lunch. We left PetSmart and ran into Old Navy. Toe called us and told us he would swing around and we could all drive over to Papa Venio’s together. During lunch ,all the two of them could do was color gay symbols on the table cloth with crayon. I was very embarrassed. I wanted them to stop, but they would not stop. Toe did not like his soup, but Prof. Form and I loved what we got. Our waitress was a doll to put up with us and all the drawings. I felt like I was surrounded by children! After we ate, we returned to PetSmart and I bought the newest fish in the line of fish ann’s Patriotic was now mine! Prof. Form had to get to work, so the three of us split.
Later that night I had agreed to help Form move some of Studli Form’s stuff from his place to the R house. That’s right, Studli Form was moving into the R household. As I killed time waiting for Form to get off work, I looked through my Myspace friends. I came to Slut Fucker’s profile. Did I know better then to click it? Yes. But I had to. Something inside me had to click it. The moment I saw it, I knew I should not have. On his main page he had a picture of Craig and then a picture of him and Craig and the caption read “My Accomplice and Everything”. I instantly closed the box and broke down. It was bad enough he had only pretended to care about me when he never really did, but now he was giving his new boyfriend the same nick names that he called me. I could never call someone else Puppy or Golden Form or any of the other names I had for him. I just couldn’t. But I guess to him, nick names can go from one to another. I was so pissed off. They made me so sick. I mean, he wasn’t even attractive! I finally dragged my form over to the R house. Woodward was a mess with people getting ready for the Annual Woodward Dream Cruise happening tomorrow. Form and I decided that we should take alternate routes to Studli’s apartment, and also to Blockbuster to return the movies. Down side roads we went, but still somehow got lost because someone told Form the wrong road to where Blockbuster was. It ended up taking an hour just to get to 12 and Catalpa! We listened to James call into Channel 955 and explain to Big Boy how he couldn’t have him if he wanted him. After finally dropping the movies off, we found our way to Studli’s without getting on Woodward to much. We went inside and moved what we could fit into the van. We decided that we would have to come back over the weekend for whatever else needed to be moved. We got back to the house, and unloaded the van. While Form was worried about moving in his boyfriend, I was simply excited for the Cruise and events of the following day!
Later that night I had agreed to help Form move some of Studli Form’s stuff from his place to the R house. That’s right, Studli Form was moving into the R household. As I killed time waiting for Form to get off work, I looked through my Myspace friends. I came to Slut Fucker’s profile. Did I know better then to click it? Yes. But I had to. Something inside me had to click it. The moment I saw it, I knew I should not have. On his main page he had a picture of Craig and then a picture of him and Craig and the caption read “My Accomplice and Everything”. I instantly closed the box and broke down. It was bad enough he had only pretended to care about me when he never really did, but now he was giving his new boyfriend the same nick names that he called me. I could never call someone else Puppy or Golden Form or any of the other names I had for him. I just couldn’t. But I guess to him, nick names can go from one to another. I was so pissed off. They made me so sick. I mean, he wasn’t even attractive! I finally dragged my form over to the R house. Woodward was a mess with people getting ready for the Annual Woodward Dream Cruise happening tomorrow. Form and I decided that we should take alternate routes to Studli’s apartment, and also to Blockbuster to return the movies. Down side roads we went, but still somehow got lost because someone told Form the wrong road to where Blockbuster was. It ended up taking an hour just to get to 12 and Catalpa! We listened to James call into Channel 955 and explain to Big Boy how he couldn’t have him if he wanted him. After finally dropping the movies off, we found our way to Studli’s without getting on Woodward to much. We went inside and moved what we could fit into the van. We decided that we would have to come back over the weekend for whatever else needed to be moved. We got back to the house, and unloaded the van. While Form was worried about moving in his boyfriend, I was simply excited for the Cruise and events of the following day!