An R Passes pt. 2
Today was the private viewing for Mr. R and then the somewhat pre wake following. I ran around trying to buy clothes to wear tonight, and to court tomorrow. Tomorrow would be the biggest day of the week. I had court with Slut Fucker, as well as Mr. R’s funeral, and it was Glenda’s 21st. After buying some nice clothes, I went home and got ready for the viewing. I told Animal I would meet her at her apartment, and then we would go. On the way to Animal’s, Form called me and told me to meet him at the house. I pulled up at Animals and got another call from Form saying that we were to go to the house and wait, simply wait. I didn’t know what was going on, so I tried stalling Animal. While I was at Animal’s, Beeb called and told me that Slut Fucker and I had to be at the court house at 1:30 tomorrow. I called Slut Fucker and left him a voicemail. Animal and I finally went on our way to the R house. I called Form again, and got the same response of “go to the house and wait in my room”. We were about two blocks from the house when Robbi called us and asked where we were. He apparently was told to go to the house as well. Animal and I got there, and found Robbi. The three of us waited and wondered why where everyone was. We decided that something MAY have gone wrong with the funeral home or even worse, the body! We didn’t know what to think. After about a half hour, people started to return to the house. There we were, and there everyone else was. They had all just came from the funeral home, and the three of us were the strangers that didn’t go to the viewing, and simply were at the pre wake. Form got home, and we still didn’t get a clear answer as to why we were not welcome at last minute. People started arriving from every direction. We all ate the food and talked. Animal and I were able to tell everyone “oh we have been friends with Kristen since 6th grade”, so that helped us out! The person that really didn’t look to happy about things was Kristen’s grandma. She looked very pissed off about things. I tried to avoid her. The pastor came over, and had a talk with Mrs. R and Kristen’s grandparents on the couch. As Form, Robbi, Animal, R and I ate, I made the mistake of drinking white and red wine, and then a vodka and cranberry. Little did I know that if you drink wine before liquor, you will have never been sicker! I felt very queasy and ended up throwing up. After that I felt a little better. Slut Fucker called and told me he would see me tomorrow at 1:30! Oh Boy! I had just been drunk at a pre wake, and then talked to Slut Fucker about how I was to see him tomorrow. This was a great night so far! After the party died down, we were informed that Kristen’s mother and Grandma were in a fight over the ashes of Mr. R. Kristen’s mom had to buy two earns and one had to be bigger. I guess Kristen’s grandma had said she wanted the bigger earn. Not only that, she wanted Kristen’s mother to pay to have her earn put in the ground. We decided that we would give the Grandmother a tee spoon of the ashes and then some vacuum dust with it. Animal and I left around midnight, and I barely slept a wink that night thinking of the big day tomorrow.