Shortcomings
I woke up the next day and after about an hour, sent Slut Fucker the text that I had wanted to send him all night. It said “Well I’m glad you are happy. I hope you were telling me the truth because you should know by now, I always find out when you lie. I’m happy that your happy. You and me, haha, what a joke right?, I mean, who were we fooling”. Yes, I expected a text back, but instead I got a phone call. He said “That’s NOT how you start a conversation, you start a conversation with “Hey”, not the way you did!.” Then he said “You think we were a joke?” And at this point, he actually sounded upset. I was surprised. I quickly covered my ass and told him that I had just said that because I thought he thought that. I then told him how one of my friends had said they had seen him at the bar on Monday. He denied it all and then even told me I could talk to his boss. I finally convinced him that I believed him, but would not tell him the Married Man was the one who told me. After I got off the phone with him, Prof. Form called me and I told him about what had just happened. He asked me if I wanted to go with him to get his birth certificate so he could get into Canada. I agreed to go, and about 2 hours later, he picked me up. To Southfield it was, because that’s where he was born evidently. On the way, he told me once again, how he was going with his ex Nick to DJ Windsor pride the next night. I told him since I had to work, that I would meet him in Canada later on in the night. He told me how he missed Nick and how he didn’t like that Nick was now dating this Andrew guy from another state. Since Andrew would not support Nick being a DJ, Prof. Form was determined to. Prof. Form told me that he not only still loved Nick, but he also really loved his family as well. He told me that he felt conferrable being gay around them, and he could totally be himself all the time. In my mind the complications of making a relationship work had just expanded exponentially. When you date someone, how many people become emotionally involved? When you sleep with someone, are you sleeping with the whole family?
We got to the police station and went inside to obtain proof that Prof. Form had been indeed born, and not sent here from another planet. The foreheads working were very pleasant and very nice. 10 minuets, and one round of singing later, Geoff had two copies of his birth certificate. We then decided to go out to eat at TGI Friday’s. Our waitress was a forehead and looked like LaKeisha Jones from American Idol. She was very nice and perfect service. Our food was delicious and everything was perfect. Then at the very end is where it went wrong. Our waitress had brought us our change and we were going to leave a tip, but suddenly, she would not leave! Our waitress stood there and WAITED for us to leave a tip!! We were so taken back, I did not know what to do. Geoff wanted to leave her nothing, but I ended up leaving a small tip, being that she was standing right behind me. We hurried out of the place and to the car. Prof. Form was pissed! We could not get over what had just happened. We headed back to Troy and then Prof. Form had to get going. I headed home, and managed to book a dinner date with Glenda.
There we sat, Glenda and I, at Max and Erma’s in Birmingham. I ordered a drink. And we ordered our food. We had this really ugly Mexican server that took forever. Suddenly, I started to glance at this other server that kept walking by our table. He was very cute, and Glenda and I ended up asking him to bring us drink re fills and silverware. Throughout the night, he kept walking by and very obviously smiling at me. I smiled back as well. Form called and told me he and R were at CVS. I told him to come to Max and Erma’s. When they did arrive, R was very indifferent to Glenda, once again, and didn’t say a word to her. This made Glenda and I upset. They invited us back to the house when we were done eating. After they left, Glenda really wanted to know what R’s deal was. I really did not know. The hot server kept walking by and looking at me. Glenda finally decided that I was going to write my number down and give it to him. I was scared, so she did it for me. We motioned him to come to the table and I handed him the paper with my number on it. I had never done anything like that before! After we paid, we left and even standing outside, I still saw the server looking out and smiling back at me…I wondered if he would actually call me? Glenda and I drove to the R house. This was an event! Glenda setting foot INSIDE R’s house! This was an event of monumental proportions. At first she was scared, but I got her to go in. We hung out in the basement and watched Tall Form play Batman. R came down, and actually said a few words to Glenda! Then bitched because Form and I were planning a trip to Texas and she wanted to go. Soon Glenda had to leave, so she drove me back home. We decided that we thought R felt jealous of her or something like that. After Glenda dropped me at my house, I drove back over to R’s and played Mario World 2. Then I fell asleep on the couch.
We got to the police station and went inside to obtain proof that Prof. Form had been indeed born, and not sent here from another planet. The foreheads working were very pleasant and very nice. 10 minuets, and one round of singing later, Geoff had two copies of his birth certificate. We then decided to go out to eat at TGI Friday’s. Our waitress was a forehead and looked like LaKeisha Jones from American Idol. She was very nice and perfect service. Our food was delicious and everything was perfect. Then at the very end is where it went wrong. Our waitress had brought us our change and we were going to leave a tip, but suddenly, she would not leave! Our waitress stood there and WAITED for us to leave a tip!! We were so taken back, I did not know what to do. Geoff wanted to leave her nothing, but I ended up leaving a small tip, being that she was standing right behind me. We hurried out of the place and to the car. Prof. Form was pissed! We could not get over what had just happened. We headed back to Troy and then Prof. Form had to get going. I headed home, and managed to book a dinner date with Glenda.
There we sat, Glenda and I, at Max and Erma’s in Birmingham. I ordered a drink. And we ordered our food. We had this really ugly Mexican server that took forever. Suddenly, I started to glance at this other server that kept walking by our table. He was very cute, and Glenda and I ended up asking him to bring us drink re fills and silverware. Throughout the night, he kept walking by and very obviously smiling at me. I smiled back as well. Form called and told me he and R were at CVS. I told him to come to Max and Erma’s. When they did arrive, R was very indifferent to Glenda, once again, and didn’t say a word to her. This made Glenda and I upset. They invited us back to the house when we were done eating. After they left, Glenda really wanted to know what R’s deal was. I really did not know. The hot server kept walking by and looking at me. Glenda finally decided that I was going to write my number down and give it to him. I was scared, so she did it for me. We motioned him to come to the table and I handed him the paper with my number on it. I had never done anything like that before! After we paid, we left and even standing outside, I still saw the server looking out and smiling back at me…I wondered if he would actually call me? Glenda and I drove to the R house. This was an event! Glenda setting foot INSIDE R’s house! This was an event of monumental proportions. At first she was scared, but I got her to go in. We hung out in the basement and watched Tall Form play Batman. R came down, and actually said a few words to Glenda! Then bitched because Form and I were planning a trip to Texas and she wanted to go. Soon Glenda had to leave, so she drove me back home. We decided that we thought R felt jealous of her or something like that. After Glenda dropped me at my house, I drove back over to R’s and played Mario World 2. Then I fell asleep on the couch.