You know Ryan Michael Stevens is cheating on you when......
So, one year ago today, I met my ex. My asshole ex boyfriend Ryan Stevens who destroyed my life and Broke my heart. I wish with all my heart that I could magically wake up and get to re do that day over again. I would have just said "fuck it"..damn children! SO anyway, in honor of him and everything he put he through this past year.....Here is a GREAT top 10!
You know Ryan Michael Stevens is cheating on you when.....
10. He thinks all your friends are hot and conviently starts talking to them more then he talks to you
9. You have hot straight friends that you know are straight, but Ryan has it drilled into his head that they are gay/he can turn them gay
8. He tells your friends he wants to break up with you, but tells you everything is fine
7. He has to be home at a certain time, when in reality, there is no one home at his house to care when he gets home at
6. He tricks you into having 3 sums with all your friends, this is only however because he wants to get with your friends and still make you think he is into you
5. He bluntly tells your friend to give this hot boy he just met his number while he is laying on top of you
4. He tells you that cheating is only “when you’re DATING two people at the same time”
3. He lies about where he has been and whom he has been hanging out with
2. He gives the rose you gave him to another guy
1. He calls you up after he has cheated on you and made it out to sound like he just “was given a random guys # at work, and randomly got to hang out with him after”
You know Ryan Michael Stevens is cheating on you when.....
10. He thinks all your friends are hot and conviently starts talking to them more then he talks to you
9. You have hot straight friends that you know are straight, but Ryan has it drilled into his head that they are gay/he can turn them gay
8. He tells your friends he wants to break up with you, but tells you everything is fine
7. He has to be home at a certain time, when in reality, there is no one home at his house to care when he gets home at
6. He tricks you into having 3 sums with all your friends, this is only however because he wants to get with your friends and still make you think he is into you
5. He bluntly tells your friend to give this hot boy he just met his number while he is laying on top of you
4. He tells you that cheating is only “when you’re DATING two people at the same time”
3. He lies about where he has been and whom he has been hanging out with
2. He gives the rose you gave him to another guy
1. He calls you up after he has cheated on you and made it out to sound like he just “was given a random guys # at work, and randomly got to hang out with him after”