WE MADE IT ON TO THE FUCKING RADIO... NO JOKE

Jul 28, 2004 08:21


Yesterday/ today has been long. I woke up on tuesday and cleaned up my room and the upstairs so kyle and i could go up to the mall and stuff. I went to pay my cell phone bill and he bought a new case for his computer. So far the day has been pretty normal, one would think. do do do we killed time then went to summer band where i wanted to abduct mawy but she didnt want to. so i returned her and drove up the hill and went to ashweys house. we played xbox for awhile where i kicked her butt massivly 2 times racing motorcycles. then we went down to watch her lil bros baseball game and then i had to pick my bro up from summer band. I took kyle home to see his mom for a bit and make sure it was ok. then we went to my house to make sure it was ok and then we left. we went to find shar, peter, mike, matt, and eventually adam up at mcdonalds. then we migrated to the movie theater to see I,Robot. it was pretty good. after that we went to dennys. there we raised a lot of hell. seriously im suprised we didnt get kicked out. we got water everywhere i when kyle left, we filled his water full of salt and fake sugar shit. he was pissed. OH YEAH and when kyle decided to rip raunchy ass in my car, i sprayed axe (kilo) all over the place. it was so thick he couldnt breathe and so he stuck his head out the window and he lost his glasses. he was/is pissed. we went to top foods to get a couple rockstars and then migrated to the safeway at bonney lake. it was about... meh 1 and we left at 2ish to go wander around. i showed shar where some people lived and just messed around. when we got back, i looked over at this old ghetto red subaru. i noticed the car was shaking a lil. the front seats were all the way foward and such.we could see a woman, but yet nothing else under her. so we decided to piss them off. we drove by (we: shar, peter, kyle and me) several times and blinked the high beams at them. we even stopped right next to them just because peter was so interested. then we went inside and we looked at magazines. then the newspaper guy asked what we were lookin at. so we told him to take a look in the red subaru outside. he did and he was rather shocked. after he drove off, a lady parked right next to the red subaru. she got out and was rather disturbed by what she saw. by this time, the car was shaking a lot. anyhow we continued to piss them off in various ways. when they decided to clean up and shit, the woman got out and started yelling at us. i gave her the finger and yelled a couple things. she got in her car and we followed her down 410 for a ways and then turned right on sumner buckly to go to locust. well as we wanted to go down 410, she passed us going the other direction. peter said flip a bitch so i did. we started to follow until she got in reverse and pulled into the police station. so we were starting to head where shar and kyle were and when we passed the cop station she pointed at us and there was a cop standing next to her. SHIT!!! so we gunned it down church lake knowing that we needed to get the hell out of bonney lake. thank god for cop detectors. anyway, we went and got gas and went into sumner. then about 630ish we got bored and decided to call 106.1 and tell them about our story. after holding for a few, peter got on and told Jackie and Binder all about it. it was mother fucking funny. i nearly shit my pants. "it was a free porno movie without the popcorn"- peter. wow. we got on the radio and talked about a hooker having sex in her car. holy shit. damn. i think there is more but i cant remember. time for high lights.

HIGHLIGHTS:
  • ashley is my awesomest friend
  • mr carl is still a dick
  • cell phone bills suck ass
  • shar is infact azn
  • driving is fun
  • dont piss off scary hookers
  • peter is piss-pants funny
  • we should have recorded all this
  • i hope the hooker heard peter on the radio
  • holy shit i drive fast
  • i like energy drinks
  • i dont ever want to do this again
  • im sleep deprived
  • i wish i had a girl friend at times
  • kyle is currently sleeping
  • nobody will ever have as much fun as we did
  • kayla just im'ed
  • i need sleep
  • dennys is good
  • lets see... no more for now
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