I'm such a lady, but I'm dancing like a ho, 'cuz you know I don't give a fuck, so here we go!
OH MY GOD!!! I talked to Ernie tonight. God, I friggin miss flirting with him every damn day!!! But, anyways. We were talking and all that jazz and somehow we got onto the subject of us. He was talking about how, this past Sunday, there was just something about me that was driving him crazy and how "if I hadn't had that guy in my car, he was going to kidnap me and take me and we were going to do dirty things" That's a direct quote, dude. OMG!!! I was like, well #1 that kid was my cousin, i took him home and came back to town and hung out. He was like, "Jess. I was THROWING signals at you. Why didn't you tell me that?" I was like, "Uhh.... I'm #1 a REALLY HORRIBLE signal reader and #2 I'm half blond. Things HAVE to be speeled out for me." He was like, "Well, be prepared for me to walk up to you and say, "Hey! Booty call!" I just started rolling. Because I know that I'd do it. lol. I told him that I'd probly feel a lil bad because I sorta have a guy, and he goes, "Well, I defintely have a girl. It'd just be fun!" I was like, "AWRIGHT!" And in my mind I was dancing and jumping up and down and shouting and giggly. Dude, I'm excited. THat's bad. I sound bad now. But, get this: I DON'T CARE!!! Sex and fun with Ernie, HELL FUCKING YEAH!!!!