May 17, 2005 20:50
WE GOT A DOG! It's an Italien Spinone...a very rare breed in america. Mom found him at the pound saturday and couldnt leave him there.
We named him Uly (pronounced EUllie) short for Ulysies, the name of moma's bestfriend's father. They are hadcore italien appearently.
He keeps trying to eat the cats.
Mom says we might have to return him, we are on a "two week trial period" supposedly. I dont like the idea of rent-a-dog for a week end though. He's far too cool anyways.
The doc that examined him says we should get an electric collar to spark him when he goes for the cats. I told him PETA would hunt him down. He laughed. Those collars cost around 200 bucks! F that man, just slap the damn dog if you're gonna use abuse, wow, 200 bucks saved!
Maybe I'll call the dog whisperer they show on discovery.
I love dogs so much, but I hate it when people try to turn them into people, too. Dogs dont need clothes, they have fur. Dogs dont need rhinestone collars, they need plently of room. Dogs dont need gourmet food they need chicken scarps and meal. A dogs a DOG, not an F'n play toy you nut jobs.