Regurgitation
Another excerpt from an old post:
The Religions:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
Buddhism: It is only an illusion that shit happens.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit happens".
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe not.
Protestantism: Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judiasm: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen.
Rastafarian:Smoke that shit.
It's still funny :)
The Religions:
Taoism: Shit happens.
Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens".
Buddhism: It is only an illusion that shit happens.
Zen: What is the sound of shit happening?
Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
Jehovah's Witness: Knock, knock, "Shit happens".
Atheism: There is no such thing as shit.
Agnosticism: Maybe shit happens, and maybe not.
Protestantism: Shit wont happen if I work harder.
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Judiasm: Why does shit always happen to me?
Televangelism: Send money or shit will happen.
Rastafarian:Smoke that shit.
It's still funny :)