enjoy yourself.
NAPOLEON DYNAMITE IS A FREAKIN HILARIOUS MOVIE.
kid on the bus: "what are you gonna do today Napoleon?"
Napoleon: "whatever the heck i feel like doing gosh!"
"come on Napoleon, hit me" -kip
tay: "omg i feel like im in a bugs life, these plants are ginormous!"
me: "i feel like the catapillar"
let the good times rollll...party hardy. rock n roll. we drink barcadi. and smoke a bowl.
hollller at your steezy biatches stoney and tits nigatch.
tay: "guys look at this hole in my arm, what can i fit in it?"
me: "my cousin..can fold his ear.."(i was talkin about something else)
tays stepdad: "ew thats gross."
andrew: "what hole are you talkin about?"
end of this great story.
black crutons look like mini brownies- tay says i am a cruton racist
we get confused at the salad bars bc the mirrors look like there are people across from you wearing the same thing.
we met a break dancing guy at movie theaters named chris..he can do the splits nigga.
"it looks like i have a camel toe" -anonymous
PELVIC THRUSTS not PELVIS THRUSTS.
wait for it. wait for it. wait for it...
dressing preppy is a no no for us steezy, extra steezy pimps who rock the sweet style.
stoney sucks it. brit pimp rocks it.
egg nose. "ouch you hit me in the boob!"
tay: "what if i had a lazy eye?"
STONEY AND TITS BOARD SHOP...COMING SOON.
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