I LIKE PAINT

[britterbug]

Wow. That was the best day I've had in a VERY long time. I was painting the set for the upcoming musical at my school all day, from 9 AM to 4:30 PM, with an hour break for lunch. We got so high from the paint fumes. We were acting like total idiots and it was the most fun I've had in months. Nicole and Emilee, you would've loved it. Nate... you would've been scared. Haha. There was only one bad thing about it and that was that everyone there was really girly and everything. There were only two guys there and one of them is gay and is really girly anyway, but he's cool so yeah. There was this one girl Kat who kept saying, "I love you" every time she walked by me. It kinda... scared me. lol. Then later when I was washing out everyone's paint brushes, Kat came up to me and hugged me and said, "You're so nice for cleaning everyone's paint brushes. You're my new favorite person!" Then a few minutes later, this guy was playing piano and we were all standing around him listening and Kat hugged him and said, "You're my new favorite person!" and I yelled, "FINE THEN!" Haha. Anyway, near the end, we were getting so high on paint fumes and we felt like we were drunk! One girl was pole dancing and then she tripped and fell and I stopped the pole from falling on top of her. Then we laughed for, like, half an hour cuz Alex (the gay guy) was saying how funny it would be if she died from pole dancing. Then Alex was holding this flashlight in a very -cough- innapopriate spot and didn't notice where he was holding it. He kept turning it on and pointing it at this girl Diana while she was painting and every time she looked he turned it off. Diana realized where he was holding the flashlight and how wrong it looked and suddenly fell on the ground and started cracking up. Alex didn't get it, then all of a sudden he realized what he did and started cracking up, too. He needed to lie down cuz he was laughing so hard and so he layed down on this box and started rolling around on it laughing hysterically, then he suddenly fell off and they started cracking up even harder. At this point, I was sitting there watching them laughing my brains out and going, "Wow, what did I miss?" Alex told me later what happened. And someone painted "I rock" on this board thing and out of nowhere, this girl Fernash started fake crying and saying, "There's terrorism everywhere!" and then she pointed to the I Rock written on the board and yelled, "I rock!" (only she pronounced it ee-ROK, like Iraq) and we started laughing stupidly again. And one time while Diana, Alex, and I were outside, Diana said, "ooooo, shiny..." and started walking away from us totally dazed and Alex and I stared at her like she was crazy and then she said, "trash can..." and started walking stumbling toward the trash can and Alex and I basicly fell over laughing AGAIN. After a while, we were laughing insanely on the ground at almost nothing. When we were about to leave, I fell to the ground laughing again and hit my head on the ground and it took me, like, 5 minutes to realize I was in pain. I told everyone and they all started cracking up. When Diana, Alex, and I were outside, Diana looked at this one tree and yelled, "I HATE THE TREE!" and she picked up a box and threw it at the tree and all the flowers, like, exploded off the tree! I was on the phone with my dad and started laughing REALLY loud into the phone and probably made my dad go def. Hahahaha! And Diana was calling someone on her cell and when they picked up she said in a really stupid drunk-sounding voice, "AHAHA. I LIKE PAINT. AHAHAHA." It was so great. There was a bunch of other stupidly funny stuff that happened but I'm too high to remember them. :D

Girl: -sings to Alex- We could be looooovers! Oh wait.. you're gay. :(
Alex: Whoops! End of song!

I am SO signing up for paint crew next play.