All in a good days work

Mar 09, 2005 23:07

I loathe Rod Stewart. I hate Tim McGraw. Hootie and the blow fish and Phil Collins make me terribly sad. Its official. I have 99.1 and Party America Radio for 5 straight hours 4 days a week to thank for it.

A Customer from Africa, I'm guessing, hah, came in today. Before Party America was an entire nation, it was known as the "half off card shop". Every Card. Every Day. It still is the case.
This woman had me find her the perfect cards, and find an envelope that fit the sizes of all 5 cards because she didn't enjoy the colors. Then she claimed that she didn't have her glasses, and asked me to read the prices.

I read them.

Then she asked me "What would 50 % off den be on all uh dem ma dear?"
Calling me dear does not cancel out her neglect for the vital use of mental math. Divide by two damnit. The store closes soon.

She bought 2 of the 5 cards.

20 minutes later she returned them. This irks me.
aye.
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