Dear Eric Griswold,
Its been approximately 1.5 months since I last chatted with you. I dearly miss talking routinely, every week day between 2 and 5 pm. You've been gone for too long and now I have no one to distract me while at work. Come back soon! I miss you very much!
However, I do not miss you harassing my mother on facebook.
However, I do not miss you harassing my mother on facebook.