Damsels are hard to find in a modern world with
screwy ideals! You're probably a romantic and
you might even have a broken heart because,
SURPRISE! The world isn't a fairy tale. I'm
not saying you should change because that would
be awful. Stick to your guns, be patient, and
wait for that godamned prince-metaphor to come
because, damnit, you deserve royalty and not
some second-rate wannabe.
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