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1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?: yes, i'd at least consider it :-P
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?: yes, and while i'm at it, i considered getting finger implants..i'd like more fingers.
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?: no, but who can honestly say they wear a *lot* of corduroy??
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?: yes i'm always grumpy if its rainy.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?: i plan on being an extremely embarrassing parent. apologies to my offspring in advance.
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?: MMMM YESSSSSSS
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?: mmm yes! and then one time i pushed seth dunn out of the tree fort. when we were indians. thankfully he had a nice fluffy snowsuit on and he fell into a bush. i was a horrible child.
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?:now i dont have any neighbors.
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?:considering there is a pond that by definition, is actually a lake.. on our property... yeah. oh, and duane lake. OH and mariaville lake.
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?:yes. boring people suck.
11.When someone says they love you, do you natrually want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?: i dont natrually want to do anything. HOWEVER... i DO usually respond with "AWWWW i wuv ooo TOOOOO!!"
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?: no, i wouldn't say many people do... depression is a chemical imbalance<--- i agree with c. johnst. but yes, i am depressed.
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States? i don't follow politics, but i have respect for both. even though they don't always make decisions i agree with, they have a job much more difficult than mine.
14. Is it concieted to consider oneself unique?: not unless you consider yourself unique AND better than everyone else
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?: cry over me? cry so i dont have to? uhhh.. no.
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?: i'm a pessimistic realist, so no.
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?: no, but i know someone who died in a bombing. random.
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her?:yes. after beating the shit out of him. KIDDING!
19. Are angels creepy?: she talks to angels..black crowes.
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?: considering i developed a slight bostonian accent, and it still comes back occasionally, no. lol.
21. Which print do you prefer: leopard or zebra?: GROSS. but, if i had to pick, i'd rather actually have a leopard. a pet leopard. so on that note, i'll go with leopard print.
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?: hell yes
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?: no, i'd laugh, and scream SUCKERRRRRRRRRR! kidding. what kind of animal are we talking about ? if it was an injured crocodile, i might not be so inclined to offer assistance.
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?: what i think, is that you're an idiot.
25. Should a license be required to have children?: i think you need a leash, and a dog license. for you.
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?: i get more excited about the fact that i'm on an airplane. i <33333 flying.
27. Do you come from a large family?: no, just me and my bro, yo
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?: that's despicable
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?: if i got date offers, i might be able to answer this.
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?: yes. that's just weird.
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?: somedays. what bothers me more, is that i don't hang out in RI anymore. i miss narragansett, and jumping quads behind rachelle's house...
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?: i really wouldn't care one way or the other. but maybe, if anything... i would say go up. any guy that cheats (or girl for that matter) is a sleazeball
33. Do you ever run with scissors?: all the time, it's my job.
34. Have you done something illegal today?: yes, i haven't switched my license and registration yet. my inspection's expired. i ran a red light. and sped. and probably other stuff.
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?: being a nobody, because insignificance sucks. everyone tries to label everyone else anyway, even if you don't actually fit into said "label". it's human nature to categorize.
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assasinate Michael Moore?: probably. he's on someone's list, i'm sure.
37.What song are you listening to at this very second? (If you aren't listening to anything, turn on the radio.): fields of athenry, dropkick murphys
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?: round. i inhaled my pizza from madison's last night. pretty much literally.
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?: no, that'd be pretty great.
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infalliable?:the pope isn't infallible. wtf kind of question is this?!?!
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?: yes. people are more paranoid, america likes to bash in the door and apologize for it twenty years later.. "sorry, we didn't know the bomb was going to do that. we thought it was a contained blast. we didn't know it was going to blow everything to smithereens. but anyway, country, you were being a bitch. COUNTRY, COUNTRY, you were being a BITCH."
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?:do you think bananas really exist? does it matter? they've both affected a lot of people, for better and for worse.
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?: i don't have *a* best friend.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?: who would eat chicken that someone offered you on the street?
45.Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?: not so much.
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?:uhh.h. duhh.
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?: no, i'm a very angry person, and i like it that way.
48. Do you view bandanas as gang symbols?: if that was the case, my dad would be in about 9 gangs. he wears one to work every day in the summer.
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?: yes. plays with filthy words need to shape up or ship out. on that note, so do i.
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?: no, i'm not a loser.
51. Are you a good storyteller?: no i tend to ramble, and forget what my point was. i'm very easily distracted.
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?: for the most part
>53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?: to be a porn star and live in california on the beach. with a pet koala. right.
54. Do puppies melt your heart?: f yeah
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?:um, no. way to try to force your own lifestyle on other people.
56. Are you a racist scumbag?: i'm not racist, i hate everyone
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?: you're an idiot.
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?: CHANGE??!?! CHANGE?!?!? AGHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?: sure
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?:eff yes, considering i used to major in it. i overanalyze them and yell at the tv when they do stuff wrong.
61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?: definitely hell, i'm sure.
62.Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?: yes. i am horribly afraid that terrorists will eventually attack duanesburg. population, 8.
63. Do you worry about food safety?: 5 second rule, enough said
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?: it can always be SELF-justified<--- amen, and occasionally justifiable by others as well
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?: 200, the max on aim
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?:PUPPIES
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?: that's a little kinky, but.. YEAH
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?: oh em gee, no.
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?: cee ech oh cee oh el aye tee EEEEE
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?: killing people is a good message. i wish i was a baby mama. see what rap has done to me?? haha see i love it
71. Do you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?: who?
72. Do certain swear words just roll off your tongue?: FUCK! WHO THE HELL LEFT ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT AROUND?!?!
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?:paper cuts, oddly enough. but when you get cut with a knife you usually get drugs...
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?: waist, unless they're just the right height, then neck :-D
75. Do you use your mind enough?:probably NOT
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?:parrot! parrot! parrot! one two three! a b c!
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?: hi. speaking.
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?: not being broke all the time.
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?: rarely.
80. Pet owners: If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?: well in the week i've been home, my mom, has called Kit Ten a "her" or "she" 1528901896820 times. and "he" or "him" about 4. lesseee now.
1. If you won the lottery, would you consider donating a percentage of the money?: yes, i'd at least consider it :-P
2. Would you consider getting Botox injections to your armpits to decrease sweating?: yes, and while i'm at it, i considered getting finger implants..i'd like more fingers.
3. Do you wear a lot of corduroy?: no, but who can honestly say they wear a *lot* of corduroy??
4. Does the weather have a very large impact on your moods?: yes i'm always grumpy if its rainy.
5. If you had a child, do you think your child would have any reason to be ashamed of you?: i plan on being an extremely embarrassing parent. apologies to my offspring in advance.
6. Do you buy eggnog around the holidays?: MMMM YESSSSSSS
7. Did you play cowboys and Indians when you were a small child?: mmm yes! and then one time i pushed seth dunn out of the tree fort. when we were indians. thankfully he had a nice fluffy snowsuit on and he fell into a bush. i was a horrible child.
8. Do you watch your neighbors from your windows?:now i dont have any neighbors.
9. Do you live within 5 miles of a lake?:considering there is a pond that by definition, is actually a lake.. on our property... yeah. oh, and duane lake. OH and mariaville lake.
10. Do you believe that personality is everything?:yes. boring people suck.
11.When someone says they love you, do you natrually want to say it back, even if you don't mean it?: i dont natrually want to do anything. HOWEVER... i DO usually respond with "AWWWW i wuv ooo TOOOOO!!"
12. Do you have any real reason to be depressed?: no, i wouldn't say many people do... depression is a chemical imbalance<--- i agree with c. johnst. but yes, i am depressed.
13. Do you have more respect for the United Nations or the United States? i don't follow politics, but i have respect for both. even though they don't always make decisions i agree with, they have a job much more difficult than mine.
14. Is it concieted to consider oneself unique?: not unless you consider yourself unique AND better than everyone else
15. Would it fill your heart with joy to see other people crying for you?: cry over me? cry so i dont have to? uhhh.. no.
16. Do you think the war in Iraq will end in 2005?: i'm a pessimistic realist, so no.
17. Do you know anyone who has ever been held hostage?: no, but i know someone who died in a bombing. random.
18. If your teenage son impregnated a girl, would you force him to do whatever it took to support her?:yes. after beating the shit out of him. KIDDING!
19. Are angels creepy?: she talks to angels..black crowes.
20. Do you think the New England accent is annoying?: considering i developed a slight bostonian accent, and it still comes back occasionally, no. lol.
21. Which print do you prefer: leopard or zebra?: GROSS. but, if i had to pick, i'd rather actually have a leopard. a pet leopard. so on that note, i'll go with leopard print.
22. Would you break up with someone if you thought they were too pompous and arrogant?: hell yes
23. If you saw a hurt animal, would you try and help it?: no, i'd laugh, and scream SUCKERRRRRRRRRR! kidding. what kind of animal are we talking about ? if it was an injured crocodile, i might not be so inclined to offer assistance.
24. Do you think there will be another terrorist attack now that Bush is re-elected?: what i think, is that you're an idiot.
25. Should a license be required to have children?: i think you need a leash, and a dog license. for you.
26. When on an airplane, do you hope to meet someone interesting sitting near you?: i get more excited about the fact that i'm on an airplane. i <33333 flying.
27. Do you come from a large family?: no, just me and my bro, yo
28. Would you ever purposely let your country's flag touch the ground?: that's despicable
29. Is it difficult for you to decline a date from someone you are not interested in?: if i got date offers, i might be able to answer this.
30. Are people in online relationships just fooling themselves?: yes. that's just weird.
31. Does it bother you that Rhode Island isn't really an island?: somedays. what bothers me more, is that i don't hang out in RI anymore. i miss narragansett, and jumping quads behind rachelle's house...
32. If Hillary Clinton were to leave her husband, would your opinion on her go up or down?: i really wouldn't care one way or the other. but maybe, if anything... i would say go up. any guy that cheats (or girl for that matter) is a sleazeball
33. Do you ever run with scissors?: all the time, it's my job.
34. Have you done something illegal today?: yes, i haven't switched my license and registration yet. my inspection's expired. i ran a red light. and sped. and probably other stuff.
35. Which is worse: Being labeled, or being a nobody?: being a nobody, because insignificance sucks. everyone tries to label everyone else anyway, even if you don't actually fit into said "label". it's human nature to categorize.
36. Do you think someone will ever try to assasinate Michael Moore?: probably. he's on someone's list, i'm sure.
37.What song are you listening to at this very second? (If you aren't listening to anything, turn on the radio.): fields of athenry, dropkick murphys
38. Would you rather have a square or a round pizza?: round. i inhaled my pizza from madison's last night. pretty much literally.
39. Are you afraid of being famous for doing something stupid?: no, that'd be pretty great.
40. If the Pope has a liver transplant, is he still infalliable?:the pope isn't infallible. wtf kind of question is this?!?!
41. Has the world really changed that much since 9/11?: yes. people are more paranoid, america likes to bash in the door and apologize for it twenty years later.. "sorry, we didn't know the bomb was going to do that. we thought it was a contained blast. we didn't know it was going to blow everything to smithereens. but anyway, country, you were being a bitch. COUNTRY, COUNTRY, you were being a BITCH."
42. Do you think the diary of Anne Frank is genuine?:do you think bananas really exist? does it matter? they've both affected a lot of people, for better and for worse.
43. If your best friend's partner was bisexual, would you approve?: i don't have *a* best friend.
44. If Satan walked up to you on the street and offered you BBQ Chicken, would you accept his gift?: who would eat chicken that someone offered you on the street?
45.Would you say that your country is liked by the rest of the world?: not so much.
46. Do you feel like the majority of the world is ignorant?:uhh.h. duhh.
47. Do you help control anger by writing songs, poems, etc?: no, i'm a very angry person, and i like it that way.
48. Do you view bandanas as gang symbols?: if that was the case, my dad would be in about 9 gangs. he wears one to work every day in the summer.
49. Do you need to "clean up your act"?: yes. plays with filthy words need to shape up or ship out. on that note, so do i.
50. Do you have a celebrity crush?: no, i'm not a loser.
51. Are you a good storyteller?: no i tend to ramble, and forget what my point was. i'm very easily distracted.
52. Are your computer speakers usually turned on?: for the most part
>53. Do you have a life dream that no one else knows about?: to be a porn star and live in california on the beach. with a pet koala. right.
54. Do puppies melt your heart?: f yeah
55. Do you think that someone who doesn't drink alcohol AT ALL is weird?:um, no. way to try to force your own lifestyle on other people.
56. Are you a racist scumbag?: i'm not racist, i hate everyone
57. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?: you're an idiot.
58. Do you think Americans are scared of change?: CHANGE??!?! CHANGE?!?!? AGHHHH!!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!
59. Are Vegan diets healthy?: sure
60. Do you enjoy watching shows that deal with forensics?:eff yes, considering i used to major in it. i overanalyze them and yell at the tv when they do stuff wrong.
61. At this rate, are you going to Heaven or Hell?: definitely hell, i'm sure.
62.Could there be a terrorist attack in your area?: yes. i am horribly afraid that terrorists will eventually attack duanesburg. population, 8.
63. Do you worry about food safety?: 5 second rule, enough said
64. Can bitchy behavior be self-justified?: it can always be SELF-justified<--- amen, and occasionally justifiable by others as well
65. Do you have over 100 people on your buddy list?: 200, the max on aim
66. Do you relax when you are around animals?:PUPPIES
67. Would you like to be able to read thoughts?: that's a little kinky, but.. YEAH
68. In your opinion, is it wrong to say "Oh my God!"?: oh em gee, no.
69. Do you like your strawberries dipped in chocolate or covered in sugar?: cee ech oh cee oh el aye tee EEEEE
70. Do you think any hip hop songs have good messages in them?: killing people is a good message. i wish i was a baby mama. see what rap has done to me?? haha see i love it
71. Do you feel sorry for Martha Stewart?: who?
72. Do certain swear words just roll off your tongue?: FUCK! WHO THE HELL LEFT ALL THIS FUCKING SHIT AROUND?!?!
73. What hurts more, knife cuts or paper cuts?:paper cuts, oddly enough. but when you get cut with a knife you usually get drugs...
74. When you hug someone, do you wrap your arms around their neck or their waist?: waist, unless they're just the right height, then neck :-D
75. Do you use your mind enough?:probably NOT
76. Would you rather own a parrot or a hen?:parrot! parrot! parrot! one two three! a b c!
77. Do you know anyone who has been diagnosed with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder?: hi. speaking.
78. Do you have any idea what you will be doing 10 years from now?: not being broke all the time.
79. Do you pre-plan your meals?: rarely.
80. Pet owners: If your pet was a human, would it be gay or straight?: well in the week i've been home, my mom, has called Kit Ten a "her" or "she" 1528901896820 times. and "he" or "him" about 4. lesseee now.