She will be mine. Oh yes. She will be mine.
Some quotes for the road. i was bored and feel shitty so i decided to compose some of my faves. last night i puked my brains out. it sucks my ass. i went to the doctor early this morning and he said it could possibly be food poisioning (again...). i hope fucking not because like holy crap. it sucked so bad last time. i couldnt keep anything down and i have to practice tomorrow and friday and compete saturday. so that will be hard as crap for me. my life loves me. my mom killed me because i puked in her car last night =). i thought it was hilarious.
♥britt
***"My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah" -The Notebook
***I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh! _office space
***Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it.
Lo siento mucho, Senor... gringo.
Lo siento, but I won't be leaving a tip! Cuz I could, I could shut this whole resort down! Sir? I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort! I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned! I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole! There was salt on the glass... BIG grains of salt!_office space
***Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!_breakfast club
****I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car._ferris bueller
***Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond._ferris bueller
***The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school._ferris bueller
****One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--difference cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"_mallrats
***My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Well, did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!_mallrats
***The black Knight- Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur- You'll what?
The balck Knight- Come here.
King Arthur- What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight- I'm invincible!
King Arthur- You're a loony
The Black Knight- Have at you!
King Arthur- You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine
The Black Knight- Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur- Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight- Yes I have.
King Arthur- Look!
The Blck Knight- Tis a flesh wound_monty python and the holy grail
♥britt
***"My Dearest Allie. I couldn't sleep last night because I know that it's over between us. I'm not bitter any more, because I know that what we had was real. And if in some distant place in the future we see each other in our new lives, I'll smile at you with joy and remember how we spent the summer beneath the trees, learning from each other and growing in love. The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more, that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds, and that's what you've given me. That's what I hope to give to you forever. I love you. I'll be seeing you. Noah" -The Notebook
***I'm thinking I might take that new chick from logistics. Things go well, I might be showin' her my O-face. Oh! Oh! Oh! You know what I'm talkin' about ... Oh! _office space
***Excuse me, Senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a Mai Tai and they brought me a Pina Colada? And I said 'No salt' NO SALT for the Margarita, but it had salt on it.
Lo siento mucho, Senor... gringo.
Lo siento, but I won't be leaving a tip! Cuz I could, I could shut this whole resort down! Sir? I could take my travelers checks to a competing resort! I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned! I could put... I could put strychnine in the guacamole! There was salt on the glass... BIG grains of salt!_office space
***Hey, how come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up . . . we'll all get up . . . it'll be anarchy!_breakfast club
****I do have a test today, that wasn't bullshit. It's on European Socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So, who gives a crap if they're Socialists? They could be fascist anarchists, it still wouldn't change the fact that I don't own a car._ferris bueller
***Pardon my French, but Cameron is so tight that if you stuck a lump of coal up his ass, in two weeks you'd have a diamond._ferris bueller
***The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office--that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school._ferris bueller
****One time my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall, so the whole fiasco wound up on the news. It was embarrassing for my relatives and all. But, the next week, he did it again--difference cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room. So, I run into him a week later in the mall and he's buying another cat. And, I says to him, "Jesus, Walt, what are you doing?! You know you're just going to get this cat stuck in your ass, too." And, he said to me, "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?"_mallrats
***My cousin Walter jerked off in public once. True story. He was on a plane to New Mexico when all of a sudden the hydraulics went. The plane started spinning around, going out of control. So, he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. So, all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. So, all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of a sudden the hydraulics kick back in and the plane rights itself. It lands safely and everyone puts their pieces or whatever, you know, away and de-board. Nobody mentions the phenomenon to anyone else.
Well, did he cum or what?
Jesus Christ, man! There's just some things you don't talk about in public!_mallrats
***The black Knight- Right, I'll do you for that.
King Arthur- You'll what?
The balck Knight- Come here.
King Arthur- What are you gonna do, bleed on me?
The Black Knight- I'm invincible!
King Arthur- You're a loony
The Black Knight- Have at you!
King Arthur- You're indeed brave sir knight, but the fight is mine
The Black Knight- Oh, had enough, aye?
King Arthur- Look you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
The Black Knight- Yes I have.
King Arthur- Look!
The Blck Knight- Tis a flesh wound_monty python and the holy grail