Take that and party.

[britsarelikewoa]

So I go to the doctors to inquire about the weird bump under my eyelid (which has been there forever) and I find out its a cyst but there is no point doing anything about it at this time. (Honestly it's like my jaw as there is no point doing anything about that either, I am a walking medical journal) Then I get guilt tripped into having some "well needed" shots as there are breakouts in my age group; I have honestly never heard of these breakouts. One in each arm, MMR and Meningitis C. Oh Lucky lucky me, I hate needles but I accept figuring nothing can be worse than my nose. Both shots are painless and I get up to leave, walking through reception I feel slightly sleepy and the next thing I know I open my eyes and I can see my feet. I am on the floor with 3 receptionists around me and everyone else in reception staring at me with their hands over their mouths and eyes the size of china. Then I am being wheel chaired back into the doctors office to lie down and be given blood pressure tests. Now I am doomed to a day of feeling weary on the couch, and no one to attend to my every need.

They get me everytime.

(I want an appletini)