Fic: Such A Clean Machine, gen, PG-13

[britomart_is]

Title: Such A Clean Machine
Author: britomart_is
Pairing: Gen
Rating: PG-13
Words: ~600 of crack.
Notes: This is just me having fun. Been a while since I wrote crack, and then I had this IM conversation with my friend A. today ... and I COULD NOT RESIST. (As reassurance: this is variant A on the idea. Variant B is forthcoming, is pornier, and does not feature

Comments

[britomart_is]

*giggles with glee*
It just seems PERFECT to me. For all Dean's perving on it, the Impala is secretly a pudgy, totally square factory schmoe.

*squish*

[lazy_daze]

OMFG. XD XD POOR DEAN. THIS IS SO TRAGIC.

[britomart_is]

Don't worry, I'm giving him porn later! Um, NOT with Earl.

[fleshflutter]

Oh my God, poor EARL! ♥

[britomart_is]

Yeah, Earl gets screwed. No humanity for him. Plus, as hot as the boys are to wake up to, that would just be confusing and alarming.

[jeyhawk]

*giggles*

Awesome. :0)

[britomart_is]

Heee. ♥

[britomart_is]

YAY. *does a little dance*
Glad you liked. I always vaguely intend to write serious, thoughtful fic, but then I get ideas like this and all of a sudden I HAVE TO KNOW how Dean would react if the Impala were a pudgy, balding Chevy employee.