Suuuuuuuuuupes
Oooooooh 1937!
This is very dramatic! Is this proto-Chuck? Ur-Chuck?
IT'S THE TAXIDERMIED HEADS THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LOVECRAFT
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE BEING UNSPOILED
Mmmmmmm hello pretty boys wearing shirts in flattering colors ...
Do you guys remember when there was only one journal and it was John's?
Of the New York Campbells.
Glad to meet ya, Bobby Singer, paranoid bastard.
I'm choosing to take that statement as evidence that Dean was reading all that Vonnegut WHILE in bed with women. Kinky bastard.
Oh, motherFUCKER, I had a whole approving sentence typed up about how I loved that Lisa was a beer drinker, but she was just bringing it for the boyfriend.
Ben is going to grow up to be a SERIAL KILLER with all the traumatic shit he puts up with.
I LOVE THAT HE CALLS DEAN SFM.
Can you get to your mom's closet, I left a shotgun in there!
EEEEEEEEEK DEAN'S SCARED ADVICE
Awwwww Deaniepie.
... well, fuck.
YOU AND JOLLY GREEN.
<3<3<3 He signs off with "Kisses."
Hiiiiiiiii Balthazar I am happy when you're onscreen!
"Trenchcoat, looks like Columbo, talks like Rain Man ..."
IT'S NEVER FRIENDLY.
Bobby just called HP Lovecraft an idjit.
... great, I see no way that Dean torturing a bunch of folks could be a bad idea.
Geez, the functional alcoholism on this show ...
Did Crowley just call them fop-coiffed?
Are you in flagrante with the King of Hades? :D
Damn that forest is gorgeous.
N'awwwwww poor old guy without his mom.
Oooooooooooooooooh who's in the picture? OOH OOOH OOOOH.
DEAN. THIS IS NOT GOOD. WE DO NOT LIKE TORTURE!DEAN. EXCEPT WHEN WE DO.
There should be a torture!Dean action figure, with accessory bone saw.
Uh, since when does family = trust, Cas? I don't think you've been paying attention. You need several seasons of angst first.
All the SPN shooting locations make me so homesick for the northwest! Even when it's a rainy forest and even the moss is growing moss.
Whaaaaaaat? Her? She was such a throwaway character!
Moving back a little: I like that what gets Bobby the info he needs (via seeing the photo) is that he cared enough to say 'sorry about your mom'.
What was that I was saying about functional alcoholism?
Sometimes I'm watching SPN and they get zapped to some warehouse and I just expect to see the Battersea Power Station.
Why is it so hot when the boys work well together at killing things dead?
Nooooooo Sammich! SO MANY HEAD INJURIES.
Whoooooaaaaaaa mindfuck vis a vis "real daddy"
Ehehehehehehehehehe the gleeful over-the-top taunting is kind of fun.
It always pisses me off when they're exorcising a demon and the demon's just like, "No, stop!" Come on, you're DEMONS, you seriously don't have a better defense against exorcism?
I think I mentioned serial-killer!Ben earlier?
Poor Sammich-in-a-cage!
I think less melodramatic music would really help the hospital scene. Gotta subvert that level of cliche.
Awwwwww, DEANIEPIE, did you make them not remember?
YOU AND YOUR SELF-LOATHING, SNOOKUMS.
Dean's faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace!
And Jensen's almost-crying voice!
Why is that couple carrying flowers out of the hospital, they decided they didn't like the patient all that much?
End of episode ooooooooooooooooone!
Want to get to the next one quick, but just want to note that I think that last bit could've been more problematic except for Jensen totally acing the scenes. Was too enthralled by Dean's epic misery to pay attention to much else, which it has just occurred to me is a very effective technique for this show over a long span of time! :D
While we're on intermission: Bridesmaids was an awesome fucking movie, but if you've just committed to being maid of honor in two different weddings, a little alarming. Also, I am eating chocolate soy pudding. YAY.
Just gonna take a brief moment to be weirded out that I'm watching the finale of the sixth season! I've been watching this show for so looooong! And there were many points, especially early on, when I never would've thought Show would make it this far.
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE GET CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON. AND THE EPIC PREVIOUSLIES OF EPICNESS.
AND HOT HALF NAKED SAM AND BLOODY TEETH SAM.
I find these flashbacks extremely promising.
Thank yoooouuuuu Show for giving us "Carry On" again. Tradition means a lot at this point!
... WHOA
Hi Sam with the shaky handheld shot!
Mmmmmmmm Sam.
This is an exciting opener!
N'awwwwww poor frantic Sammich with pretty pretty hair.
HOLY FUCK. "I don't know." HOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Is this a wall malfunction? Please let this be a wall malfunction.
(PS nice puppy eyes there, Sam, I've missed them.)
A beer looks so tiny is his ginormous hands!
How is Sam so PRETTY right now?
Awwww, and he's trying to figure out why his kneejerk impulse is to hit people really hard.
"Maybe you're a hooker." FIC FIC FIC. FIC NOW FIC.
Sam is so ludicrously attractive I don't know what to do with myself.
"Apparently I'm stubborn."
Dying to know how it all turns out <--- never start sentences that way, lady. Your shirt might as well be red.
Man, such shades of Born Under a Bad Sign!
Hey, to be fair, lots of people can open doors with credit cards ...
Ahahahahaha Jimmy Page. Heeee Angus Young.
Poor collapse-y Sam!
There is so much hurt-comfort potential in this episode, Jesus.
Those aren't very difficult requirements for opening Purgatory ...
Oh FUCK is Cas about to do what I think he's about to do?
Oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. FUCK. FUCK.
OH that little bastard.
Does bartender lady have a name? She's hot. She reminds me of Ruby2.
MALE MODEL TYPE LOL LOL LOL LOL.
"That's mine. Oh yeah." SAM YOU ARE ADORBS.
Why on earth does he have the car? How did he end up on his own?
Hooooooly shiiiiiiiiiit. MINDFUCK TO END ALL MINDFUCKS.
We have multiple Sams! We have good Sam vs. bad Sam! We have Sam in dreamworld! We have Sam in a coma in the panic room!
I SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW TO COPE WITH THIS UNEXPECTED BOUNTY. HOLD ME.
I'm just pausing the video to note that even though this will be Kripked in like two minutes, my current headcanon is that Sam's soul is stuck behind the wall with RoboSam, who wants to murder him. It. Other him. You know what I mean.
WTF is up with the music? Okay, the music is growing on me.
Love how the real world filters in.
I'm concerned about what Sam's "friends" will be like in the hell-dream-wall-world.
I absolutely LOVE what they did with the penlight and the night-to-day transition there.
Ahahahahahaha poor amnesiac!Sam with an arsenal.
COOOOOOL inside the trunk POV shot.
This episode is FUN. And Sam's legs are EXCELLENT.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE SAM NUMBER TWO IS IN THE HOUSE.
"My god, am I really that gawky?"
"Howdy" is never a good sign.
DANG badSam is hot. Hottttttttt. HOT.
"You, pathetic infant that you are."
SHATTERED INTO PIECES. WIN. SO MUCH WIN.
Jello!
OH MY GOD IT IS ROBOSAM VS SAMSAM.
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
SAM JUST CALLED HIMSELF A MILKSOP WTF
I AM IN LOVE
Unf unf unf I just want to point out the evolutionary advantage RoboSam maintains by being smoking hot
Come out, come out, wherever you are ... <3
Well fuuuuuuuck, Sam just shot ... himself. I don't like seeing him get shot regardless!
"You think I'm bad ... wait till you meet the other one." EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. *faints, orgasms, screams, dies*
Should Sam really be shooting aspects of his own personhood if he's shattered?
I DO NOT LIKE IT WHEN SAMS DIE.
Whooooooaaaaaa, what's with the shiny and the seizures? Did those two parts just reintegrate? Does he have to get all the parts back?
Nnnnnnngggggghhhhhhhhhhhh hi Sam.
AND I REMEMBER YOU. WHAT WHAT WHAT.
Oh man, so now Sam has all the RoboSam back in his head ...
Mudfish? I like it. <3 Angel insults based on evolution.
Ew purgatory powershake. Cas, I'm concerned you're about to go splodey.
Renegotiating our terms.
Neither stupid nor wicked.
Hello hello spooky house! Spooky Bobby's house, even.
EEK.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK.
SHADOWY SCARY. WHICH SAM ARE YOU? I AM CONCERNED.
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikes YIKES Hell-remembering!Sam.
I'm so in looooooooove. OH SHOW.
... yes, Dean, leave the gun on the bed next to your comatose brother who might wake up crazypants. LOOK AT YOUR LIFE, LOOK AT YOUR CHOICES.
Fuuuuuuuuck he has to reintegrate all that shit first. FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKKK.
You know me. You know why. I'm not leaving my brother alone out there.
<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3
This is some fuuuuuuuucked up shit.
Holy fuck Sam is going to wake up ALONE with his hell-memories.
Uh, if he ever stops seizing.
Okay, Balthazar has been a better liar than that EVERY OTHER TIME we've seen him.
Doing my best in impossible circumstances, friends abandon me
Oh, get over it, Cas, it's happened to everyone else ...
Cas, you naughtypants, try to stop killing everybody.
Why is the moon CGI-ginormous? We're not in heaven, guys.
Clearly the answer is that Canada's just much closer to the moon.
Ooooooh creepy noises?
IT'S A T-REX.
Ahahahahahaha Dean great minds think alike.
... whooooooaaaaaaaaa them's some demons. THEM'S SOME DEMONS.
This Raphael has an awesome voice.
Appalling, scatological things ...
The New God, somehow I think that's not going to fly regardless
POOR IMPALA. POOR DEAN AND BOBBY IN IMPALA. Wow, we're really full-circle with season finales, eh?
Owwwwwwwwwwwwww poor Deancakes.
CRAZYSAM COME SAVE DEAN
YAY HE DID
Whhhooooooooaaaaaa crazySam ... made really good time on foot
Ehehehehehe did Cas switch out the blood?
Cas meets Dr. Manhattan
EEEEEEEK
Um, hi there Dark!Castiel. So they went there full-on!
Loving the confidence of his performance. That little smile. Nice.
Affable murderous Cas is seriously floating my boat here!
Awwww shiiiiiit is Cas too powerful for that to work now?
Um, please don't kill Sam?
BECAUSE I'M NOT AN ANGEL ANYMORE.
Well FUCK.
LOL LOL BOW DOWN AND PROFESS YOUR LOVE LOL
Fade to black aaaaaand it's the rapture tomorrow. Er, today, technically. :D :D
Okay, and now there's FIC, right?
Totes going to need to rewatch the juicy bits.
... Wow, that got long.