The SamnDean show!
Then:
Blah blah angels blah
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeg ORIGINALMEG ZOMG
Hi Ruby hi!
Eheheheheheeh Balthazar is kind of winning right now. Freaky little goblin that he is.
I'm trying to give a shit about Raphael. Mostly I'm enjoying Bobby's "beautiful pantry"
LOL LOL LOL Dean is trying to cope with being slapped appreciatively on the ass
"Should we be killing anybody?" I don't think so. "Running?" Where?
Sit on the Impala and talk about their feelings
Ahahahahahaha Dean looking at all the goofy photos.
I'M A PAINTED WHORE
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha poor Sam. Poor, poor Sam.
Who would want to watch our lives? I mean, according to the interviewer not very many people do!
Ehehehehehehehe Impala doppelganger nausea
Oh my godddddddd the exaggerated Castiel voice. The t-shirt under his costume!
"Really starting to feel like one of the guys."
I am in HYSTERICS over Jensen's supposed trailer. And was really hoping the google image results would be more embarrassing.
OH MY GOD WE ACTUALLY GET A DAYS OF OUR LIVES CLIP. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE. DEAN DOES NOT LIKE THIS UNIVERSE.
The dailies running in the background are kind of hypnotic.
"Well at least they're talking to each other" ahahahahahahahahahaha
The look of SEETHING resentment on Dean's face when he realizes he's in Canada.
LOL Jensen's trailer and now Jared's house. TANNING BED. DRACULA. THE WARHOL PAINTINGS. BEST SET DRESSING EVER.
Their little panicked faaaaaaaaaaaaces.
Commercial break! *dances*
I'm actually kind of surprised neither of them tried to kill not!Ruby! I guess they haven't managed to improvise weapons out of plastic cutlery and the brads from their scripts.
In other news, hiiiiii guys! It is a fucking snowy wasteland outside and I am displeased. WTF is up, Seattle?
Also, yes. I'm in Seattle. I'm filming a documentary. It's a thing.
Well, alpacas are the greenest animal. Right, that is so important.
COWBOY MANIP. SUITS OF ARMOR. I BET THAT STUDY SMELLS OF RICH MAHOGANY.
"Dean Cain was like that on 'Lois', and that guy's a real actor." Dyyyyyyiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing.
Dean stiffly edging toward his mark. Oh my god, their tense shoulders. Jared's weird arm-twitching!
Now Sam just looks terrified. And I love that Dean does a Batman voice PLAYING HIMSELF.
Sera!
Black market organ thing!
Hi random angel!
Commercial break and eek eeek eeek very first commercial stars LILITH, y'all can't do this to me! Lilith lurking in a tree trying to sell me on Virgin Mobile!
"It appears that Jared and Jensen were seen beating an extra to death."
She's, you know, new. No offense.
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisha. "G'night, little fella!" Poor PA. The compulsive tweeting! THE SHRIEKING.
What kind of a douchebag names a character after himself?
You can't come to work on poppers and smuggle kidneys in from Mexico. *gleeeeeeeee*
Ohhhhhhhh dear, Dean, I don't think this is going to help. I think you're going to get locked up as PSYCHOTIC.
What does it all mean?
We've all had our psychotic breaks, right?
Misha continues to crack my shit up. The man is an ARTIST. Awwwww, poor dead Mish-Mish. Am I allowed to call him that, is that a thing?
The scary man killed the attractive crying man and then he started to pray!
Do we know what the key is for? I mean, not that we care, Macguffin, but ...
Mmmmmm, Sam, I like your voice. Have I ever mentioned that?
Not!Kripke rocks! Got us the front page of variety. Octocobra. Nervous PA. "Hey! Extra!"
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the "extra" just shot Kripke with a shotgun. In slow-mo. Outside the soundstage. This is all far too amusing for me.
Awwwww, don't kill the CREW. We like crew!
LOL LOL LOL OH THEY DID NOT JUST FREEZE-FRAME ON THE CRASH THROUGH THE WINDOW. ♥ ♥ ♥
Awwww Balthazar just a decoy?
Man, I just get so BORED during these angel pissing contests. No matter how glad I am to see a version of Misha who's not dead.
I'm like, not even keeping track. Castiel vs. Raphael or something something heavenly civil war eh.
On the other hand, Sam is PRETTY.
Ahahahahahahaha and happy to see a real house. "Real" house. Chock full o' crap that wanna skin ya. And we're broke again.
But hey, at least we're talking.
Awwwwww <3
Oooooooh and bonus leather-jacket-promo oh CW you are too good to me.
I am, in retrospect, deeply disappointed that the flashback to original Meg was only to remind us about blood cellphones. Goddamnit.
I'm usually pretty gunshy about meta episodes but I am SO HIGH ON COLD MEDICINE that that was a hilarious joyride. Maybe I should watch like this every week. I'm a little fixated on Misha's blue sweater, it looked warm. I want it. Someone steal it from the morgue for me.