Supernatural, Episode 5x16
Hahahahahaha oh. Okay. Bobby's wry "How many times have you two died, anyway?" and the montage of death scenes is cracking my shit up.
(Side note: I have no idea if that Bobby dialogue ever actually occurred, maybe it did, but one of my biggest pet peeves for Previouslies is when they drop in voice-over dialogue to make things super-obvious ... and that dialogue is completely faked, not from an episode.)
Oh, so we're back to the Amulet-That-Represents-The-Boys'-Love-Is-The-Way-To-Find-God. *crosses fingers*
EEK.
EEK.
I DON'T LIKE THIS.
Awwwww hehehehehe he recognizes Roy.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK.
OH GOD THE LOOK ON DEAN'S FACE.
I DO NOT LIKE PEOPLE WHO SHOOT SAM.
"He made us, and we just snuffed his brother, you idiot?"
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep
Dean's faaaaaaaaaaace.
Threatening them from beyond the grave already. :D :D :D
GAH. It's not like I don't know they'll come back, but I still HATE seeing them get shot.
Okay, this is a lackluster start to the afterlife, even if the Impala's there.
Wee!Sam!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM.
Wee Sam with fireworks?
COLIN FORDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD, MOTHERFUCKERS
Awwwwwww, I like them with their fireworks.
And Dean's pretty smiley face!
Fourth of July 1996.
Awwwww, Sam's happy little face. And Dean's good memory. And HUG HUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGG.
I'm gonna DIE guys.
I CANNOT COPE.
DEAN IS SMILING. AND WEE SAM TOO. AND ALL LIT UP BY FIREWORKS.
Awwwwwwwwwww, but now he remembers.
Oooooh, LOVE that shot of his reflection approaching in the Impala. How clean does he have to keep that thing, Jesus?
Ooooooh I just saw a credit for Samantha Smith. ♥♥
GEEZ how many times do we have to watch them get shot?
I find this very upsetting.
"I'm dead."
"Condolences."
GOOD BOY ASKING WHERE SAM IS.
If Sam had gone to hell I would have had a fucking heart attack.
Wow, they're doing some intense shit with the sky.
Love the music this ep.
Ahahahahahaha I will never get enough of teenage girls with crushes on Sam.
"All that clean livin' I guess."
OH, SAM. Doesn't think he'd get to go. I mean, no surprise, totally fanon. But still.
Awwwwwwwww, Sam's Thanksgiving at age 11. That's sweet.
... searchlights? SEARCHLIGHTS are not promising.
I'm usually not one to turn down Sam in shirtsleeves, but there's something a little too tucked-in about it. I want to rumple him up.
Hi, Cas-on-the-TV!
"Don't go in the light."
Awwwwwwwww, bitter Castiel can't return to heaven.
Hehehehehehe I love Castiel's pissiness right now.
Axis Mundi, two-lane asphalt.
Love what they're doing with this episode! Very beautiful.
Okay, WHAT. Their clothes just SPONTANEOUSLY CHANGED.
DEAN'S WUVS HUGS. You know it's truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuue.
Awwww, Mary's so beautiful. And I ADORE how the boys go all woobieface every time they look at her.
"It wasn't perfect until after she died." I really, REALLY appreciate that. Thank you, writers. Them fighting in canon just makes canon deeper and more interesting.
Dean was such a sweet kid!
Awwww, and the root of his pie fixation.
Samantha Smith is drop-dead gorgeous.
Getting a trip through their memories is insanely fun.
SAM'S DOG. BONES.
Awwwwwwww, Sam ran away. Dean thought he was dead. AWWWWWW. Problem with people getting into each other's memories.
Okay, so there's gonna be a SHITLOAD of fic about this, right?
Awwww Bonesie.
There should be a prize for whoever accurately guesses I'm gonna say "awwwww" in this review.
Awwwwwwwwwww, Stanford night. One of the worst nights of Dean's life. *WIBBLE*
AWWWWWWWWWWWW WASN'T THE ONLY ONE YOU GOT AWAY FROM.
You and me against the world
BOYS. I AM SO GLAD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT THIS AND BEING WOOBIE AND RUNNING WITH YOUR PRETTY LONG LEGS.
Wow, running from angels. On foot. In heaven.
Zachariah is rather enjoyable so long as his monologuing doesn't go on too long.
Okay, WHAT. WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? Mexican wrestler costume WHAAAAAAAAT?
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ASH.
HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT.
Can EVERY SINGLE cool dead person come back in this episode? This clearly should have been a two-hour special episode.
Ahahahahaha I was my congregations #1 snake handler. WHAT THE FUCK.
Like Disneyland, except without all the anti-Semitism.
Okay, I'm gonna call it RIGHT NOW: I'm gonna write fic called Winchesterland.
A few people share, special cases. SOULMATES.
Ash the heaven tourist. The geeky heaven tourist. <333333333333
Not the first time they've been here!!!!!!!!!!
"You boys die more than anyone I've ever met."
Awwwwww, he didn't know they were dead.
Thank you, show, for given Ash a moment to react to that instead of glossing over it.
"If it makes you feel any better, we got Ash killed, too."
"I'm cool with it."
BWA. BWAAAAAAAAAAA. Lovin the dark humor. How can so many episodes (COUGH LAST EPISODE) completely suck and then there's one like this that's just so carefully constructed?
Yiiiiiiiiikes, having her trying to convince him that the slaughter of masses of innocents would be OKAY because of the afterlife? Jesus fucking christ. At least we know Show doesn't actually drink that particular Kool-Aid.
What's with the porno soundtrack right now? I tend to dislike their comedic music.
Don't mean to be a downer or anything, but I'm sure I'll see you again soon.
HA!
Okay, this is a crappy corner of Heaven. With Scary Mary. Who liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiies. Don't say things like that to Dean!
Fucked up shit, yes Ma'am.
I am THRILLED that Samantha Smith gets to work with this. Great performance.
(Even if it makes me HURT.)
JESUS, we're back to evil things taunting Dean about his abandonment complex and self-esteem issues? This is so OLD-SCHOOL.
EWWWW ICK. STAY OFF NOT-ACTUALLY-MARY.
"In Heaven I have six wings and four faces one of which is a LION." <----- winner for best retort in the HISTORY OF HUMAN SPEECH
Lucifer may be strong, but I'm PETTY
... who is this? Are you Joshua?
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT God doesn't think it's his problem.
Don't think that's gonna go over well.
Wow, God's kind of a sonofabitch, isn't he?
Just another deadbeat dad with a bunch of excuses
N'awwwwww Sam's widdle face.
EEP bloody boys.
I am SO MAD at those hunters. Are they gonna get their asses kicked?
Why was there so much booze around when they woke up? Was that theirs or the hunters celebrating?
Awwwwww, Castiel is all sadface. He's not quite as accustomed to having a deadbeat dad.
Okay, I was interested in his feelings for 5 seconds, now I'm done.
Amulet's back, yaaaaaay. It's totes gonna light up sometime unexpectedly, isn't it?
DON'T YOU DARE, DEAN.
YOU DID NOT JUST THROW THAT OUT.
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I AM DISTRESSED, FOLKS
FIX IT FIX IT FIX ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT