Supernatural, Episode 5x13
Ahahahahaha this "Then!" is reminding me how utterly ridiculous Anna's character is.
Man I loved In the Beginning.
Heyyyyyy they're actually using this song!
Hi lecherous!Dean! Hi dancing girls!
... hi Anna.
Awkward.
Awww, it's kinda cute that at this point in his life Dean can still dream about this and not just, y'know, death and mayhem. No, not Mayhem. Just ordinary mayhem.
It's really unnerving that he trusts her.
Dean's sleeping in his clothes halfway on the bed again? Has been previously established that this isn't a good sign for his mental health. Why do they do that? Is the FCC afraid his hotness will turn all the men gay if they show a loving pan up his boxer-clad ass again?
Castiel sure likes to explode lights.
Hi Castiel!
Heavenly waterboarding.
Hmmm, I remember when the cultural go-to phrase for torture wasn't waterboarding.
Then what are you doing with that knife?
"It's not like this one." With the little smirk! Nice threat. <3
OH NO YOU DINT.
SORRY ANNA, ON MY SHIT LIST.
"The Song Remains the Same". I like it.
Poor Nick.
Scatter his cells across the universe. Not all of him.
DO NOT WANT.
DOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOT WAAAAAAAAAAAANT.
♥ "The answer's still no. Because Sam is my friend." ♥
... oh my god, that's so fucking FUNCTIONAL. YAY FOR THEM NOT BEING IN OPPOSITION.
And awwwwwwwww, look at Cas, developing things like friendship. You go, little angel.
"You come near Sam Winchester, and I'll kill you." <-- that's what I like to hear?
I know, my priorities are so hard to understand.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT IS TOTALLY THE BIGGEST REFERENCE TO DRUG USE THEY COULD SNEAK IN THERE. SUBTLE SNICK OF LIGHTER.
Awww Sam, stop being all calmly "Let's discuss this plan to scatter my remains all over the universe." It's sad.
Castiel, I appreciate your lying.
I always feel bad for actors when they have to chant.
"Not where. When." I wonder how many times this has been said on film. I'm gonna go with a lot.
"What?! 1978? Who the fuck would want to go to 1978? What a shitty year!"
(Er, my apologies to any flisters born in '78. As I was not yet a glint in the milkman's eye, I'm not really qualified to malign it through more than hearsay. But it would not be my vacation destination of choice.)
Misha's Castiel voice must leave him so hoarse.
"I don't understand that reference." Heeee, a bit of lampshading there. He's used to it. Maybe he keeps a little notebook of pop culture references.
Convenient that Castiel ends up so out of it he doesn't interfere with the main action of the episode! I mean, obviously a good thing, we needed our Winchester time. Just kinda funny.
"Bend your knees," Dean said grimly, with wisdom born of painful experience.
(Hehehehehehe.)
Good thing the boys are nondescript-to-the-point-of-anachronistic dressers.
Unless they're bringing Pintos back into production.
I mean, the mustaches alone!
DOPE.
... Sam, you're preeeeeeeeeeeeetty.
Little nerdy dude with wings.
Go pop in on the folks.
Good GOD Sam is pretty.
Impala!
I'm gonna go with the truth. Generally good.
Awwww, but Dean Van Halen tried to help her!
They are SO CUTE. SOOOOOOO CUUUUUUUUUUUUTE. SHIPPING JOHN/MARY SO HARD I CAN BARELY BREATHE.
She's gorgeous and her hair must take forever.
John is too fucking cute.
N'awwwwwwwwwwww, SAM. SAM IS FREAKING THE FUCK OUT. AWWWWWW.
ALL TEARY EYED AND CAN'T LET GO.
Oh my god, John is so open and friendly and charming. I could weep.
"You're so beautiful!"
Non-weird wholesome family kind of a way.
Awwww, John wants them to stay SO MUCH. I mean, he's being an oblivious douche about how much Mary wants them to leave, but other than that it's sweet.
Dean uses that "look at my face and tell me if I'm lying" line an awful lot. Problematic, given that he generally looks COMPLETELY UNTRUSTWORTHY.
Why would a non-evil angel who needs to kill a human do so by throwing him across a room repeatedly?
And then John hit the angel with a tire iron.
I just enjoy that.
MARY BEING BADASS. JOHN SEEING MARY BEING BADASS.
Anna's really into this whole ominously-stalking forward thing. Doesn't much like to just get to the point.
Ew ew ew.
Holy crap John knows. That is some serious retconning right there. Has to forget later.
Awwwwwwww his incredulity.
NOT ANOTHER WORD OR SO HELP ME I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND.
♥♥♥
(I don't even care that it's cheesy writing, I FUCKING LOVE IT.)
Have they used that house before?
Awww John.
AWWWWWWW JOHN.
I don't care what it means. Where's it go?
How big should I make it?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHNNNNNNNNNNN.
I LOVE YOU JOHN.
And he just picks up the fucking knife.
Why are people in movies always cutting the palms of their hands? Sure it's nice and dramatic, but it's also DISABLING. I struggle to think of a worse place to get blood from when you're about to be in a big fight.
You really remind me of my dad.
<3
Poor Sam is still freaking out. Sam totally wants to run over and hug John.
What kind of irresponsible bastard
Could've been killed, came kinda close.
N'awwwwwwwwww, this is so therapeutic for Sam! I'm so happy for him that he gets to say this stuff. I mean, it's RIDICULOUS. This entire scene is fucking ABSURD and ANVILICIOUS and is EMOTIONAL PORN, but I'm beaming.
The music's kinda killing me, though. Too much.
URIEL. WTF. Oh, past!Uriel.
I have trouble buying the extent to which angels' and demons' vessels have persistent race and gender. Why would they care about that? How could it be relevant to them?
I ♥ Mary.
Awwww Dean so wants to get out of this. SO MUCH.
I'm your son.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE this is fun.
I've totally imagined this scene a million times, one version or another. There's something so emotionally satisfying about John & Mary meeting and recognizing the kids.
IT'S A THING. OKAY?
DON'T JUDGE.
I return to previous thesis: emotional porn.
Hey Jude!
Awwww.
"I raised my kids to be hunters? How could I do that to you?"
Holy crap just telling her she's dead. And because of the YED.
I love these anvils. I will proudly display these anvils like sculpture. They are my favorite anvils. Well, no, my favorite anvils are more along the lines of "You're my brother and I still love ya," but you get the idea.
I really shouldn't be surprised by Show finding new ways to be depressing, but them trying to engineer it so they're never born is right up there.
"And trust me, we're okay with it!"
Jesus fucking christ. Mary's kids are real downers.
N'awwwwwww, fetal!Dean is here with us! Hi fetal!Dean!
Eeep angels. I'm nervous.
Angels really like to toy with their prey. Fuckers.
EEK SAM.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT. SQUISH SOUNDS.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
"Sammy!"
... why is there glowy?
EWWWWWWW BLOOD IS RUNNING OUT OF THE PIPE.
"Sam!"
Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam!
DID SAM JUST DIE AGAIN?
THIS IS A BAD HABIT, SWEETIE.
Oh fuck you, Anna. No one wants to hear how sorry you are.
OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
From the first WORD, I want to ride Michael!John like a pony. Goddamn he is hot.
And who's surprised Anna's dead? Show of hands? Anybody? Bueller?
I'm psyched to meet Michael! And yes, Michael!John is a complete fucking sexass. I can hardly cope. No, I can't cope. I'm not coping.
I now ship Michael/EVERYBODY.
Dead!Sam makes me sad. Dean seems to be taking it astonishingly well now that he knows Michael will bring him back. I'm impressed that he's not freaking being in the room wwith the body.
... Heaven Bacon? Really? Really?
The Michael!John dialect is a little weird but I'm totally down with it.
Did I mention that Michael!John is a sexass?
Gosh, think they're suggesting there's a parallel between Dean&Sam and Michael&Lucifer? I dunno, they're being so subtle about it.
I really like the young!John actor! He's totally rocking this. Great line delivery, and it wwould be so easy to fuck this up. Frankly I wouldn't really trust the Js with that kind of dialogue.
Unlike my brothers I won't leave you a drooling mess when I'm done wiwth you.
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww Dean's heartbreaky face when he says Mary and John wwon't remember. He looks so saaaaaaaaaaaaaaad! Sad little boy!
"You can't fight city hall." <--- See, I find this reassuring. Like HELL is show going to end up espousing that philosophy. Gives me some hope.
Does anyone else have the copy with the "Deadly Shark Attack!" popup at this point from some local news channel?
Hi dead!Sam. Please stop being dead.
Yay!
I love Castiel's little smile-faint.
Sam is freakin HUGE.
And I like his hair. And his faaaaaaaaaaaace.
Team Free Will!
Wooooooooooooooo!
*shakes pompoms*
I know, it's gettin' annoying.
I'm glad they're (kind of) having this conversation.
Sam is all puppyface. And pretty. And puppyface. And pretty.
Hi Mary! Hi John!
I love her smugness over the 25 cent garage sale find.
Can there be LOTS and LOTS of John/Mary now? I'm so in love with them.
Their epic love is the epic-est since Sam and Dean.
In short, LOVE. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVED this. I found it deeply satisfying in a way I certainly didn't expect. Planning to read all responses, positive and negative, but this put me in a very happy place.
I really want to discuss this one! Come play!