Sep 16, 2005 00:49
Heidi: when did you date shaun?
Britni: from sept of last year to february
Heidi: that's interesting as i was at shaun's a lot then
Britni: probably when he told me he was going
home to see his family
Heidi: did you consummate the relationship?
Britni: yes
Heidi: how big was his penis?
Britni: above average
Heidi: and what color was it?
Britni: it wasnt usually brightly lit in the room so i
wouldnt know the color
Heidi: his penis is an interesting shade,
recognizable in rather dim light
Britni: right
Heidi: seriously it is...as i've had his balls rubbed in
my face on more than one occassion
Heidi: and have slept by myself with naked him in his
bed. . .
Heidi: my friend slept in semen on his bed
Britni: i think thats commonl..if anyone sleeps in his
bed
Britni: common
Heidi: it's pretty hot
Britni: if by pretty hot you mean disgusting
Heidi: well, then i must ask, why did you fornicate
with him?
Britni: because i felt a connection with him..which
now i regret
Heidi: okay, but what i'm not understanding
Heidi: is why would leave that message on diva's
journal NOW
Heidi: as all you are doing is trying to make
someone's life hell
Heidi: i mean she is already in nyc by herself going
to her first year of law school
Britni: i think that she deserves to know her
boyfriend cheats on her..im sure i wasnt the only one
either
Heidi: it seems a little evil
Heidi: well, he also hates nipple rings
Britni: i know..he hated mine
Heidi: and i would hope to buddha he didn't do
mahalie
Britni: im honestly not trying to be evil..i just felt like
diva deserves to know..ive wanted to say something
for a long time
Heidi: so...
Heidi: it's evil immature, catty, and undignifying
Heidi: and until I see Shaun swoon at a Lane Bryant
catalog I'm going to assume he's not done anything
nonplatonic with you
Britni: if you had a boyfriend of over two
years..wouldnt you want to know if he was cheating
Heidi: not from you
Heidi: and i wouldn't believe it anyway