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So, today, Jared got a little upset b/c I talked alot about Kaitlynn, Kevin, and Derik's birthday but not his.
This is the convo we had....
Syxth Shot: THERES NOT ONE FOR JARED
Syxth Shot: know why?
Syxth Shot: guess cause he's a BIG FAT LOSER
x1 LiL LuLu 06: no!
Syxth Shot:
Syxth Shot: i need a gun
x1 LiL LuLu 06: w/e!
x1 LiL LuLu 06: you know i luv ya
Syxth Shot: *BLAM!*
x1 LiL LuLu 06: what?
Syxth Shot: (i shot myself)
x1 LiL LuLu 06: Jared!
Syxth Shot: <.........bleeding>
x1 LiL LuLu 06: i'm rushing you to the hospital right now!
x1 LiL LuLu 06: i dont want you to die!!!! :'(
Syxth Shot: <.........bleeding>
x1 LiL LuLu 06: they've brought you into an emergency surgery now!
x1 LiL LuLu 06: you're going to be okay!
Syxth Shot: <.........bleeding>
Syxth Shot: <.........bleeding alot>
x1 LiL LuLu 06: no, they've stopped the bleeding now! :-)
Syxth Shot: <......... still bleeding>
x1 LiL LuLu 06: nope nope nope
Syxth Shot:
x1 LiL LuLu 06: NO!
x1 LiL LuLu 06: They saved you!!!!
x1 LiL LuLu 06: dont make me cry more than i have already! :'(
Syxth Shot: ...............uuuuuuughhhhhhhhhh
Syxth Shot:
x1 LiL LuLu 06: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Syxth Shot: American Press: "Local boy named Jared Burns has been pronounced dead this evening after a fatal gunshot wound to the face. Friends and family state that they are "happy the little turd is dead... now we can all move on with our lives." Police reports indicate that a girl named "x1 LiL LuLu 06" has verbally harassing the young boy on America Online Instant Messager. She has been awarded $500 cash and a certificate from the President of the United States, Mr. George Bush."
x1 LiL LuLu 06: CBS news caught up with Miss "x1 LiL LuLu 06" after the press meeting this morning. After asking her a few questions, she responded with this, "I dont want the damn money, I JUST WANT MY JARED BURNS BACK!" Then she preceeded to cry histerically
I'm terribly upset.
For my beloved Jared Burns is no longer with us.
So for the record...
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY JARED!!!!!!!