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[britishlionking]

It's bad enough that while I'm out the apartment building is utterly thrashed, but to add insult to injury... my... my crackers all got crushed.  They're nothing but crumbs now.

... I was enjoying those.

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[prodesto_hero]

Awww. Baby gonna cwy~?

Gig, shut up, stop insulting random people-!

[britishlionking]

From your first impression alone I have no intention of speaking with you.

[prodesto_hero]

Now look what you've- I'm sorry, miss. It wasn't me, it was... him.

Yep! Ooh, baby's all mad now. Someone get a rattle in here, stat!

[britishlionking]

...

Do you suffer from possession?

[prodesto_hero]

Looks that way.

Hey, stop ignoring me!

[britishlionking]

*continues to ignore half of this*

That is very unfortunate. Have you considered exorcism?

[prodesto_hero]

Tried. Didn't work.

Oh, you're no fun at all.

[britishlionking]

*She's kind of enjoying ignoring him now*

My condolences.

[prodesto_hero]

Thanks.

I hate you.