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[britishlionking]

This is a call to the magi of this island.  I have an issue in the realm of arcane expertise which I would like to have evaluated.  We may discuss compensation if you are interested.  Thank you for your time.

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[unnatural_20s]

I'm a magi!

Sort of!

I think!

[britishlionking]

"You think?"

[unnatural_20s]

Well, my name is Red Mage, and I am a certified fractactical genious.

[britishlionking]

Isn't that more of a title than a name?

[unnatural_20s]

I never bothered to change it from the default.

[britishlionking]

... I... you...

... I believe you are saying that Red Mage was in fact your given name, and that you have never changed it. I am not judging, rather... I am attempting to be certain I understand.

[unnatural_20s]

Sure, let's go with that!

[britishlionking]

... so you are a magus. What is your area of expertise?

[unnatural_20s]

Hmm. "All of them"? Is that an option?

[britishlionking]

*flat stare* Don't be overly humble now.

[unnatural_20s]

Look, I don't just wear this getup because it's stylish as all hell. Which it is. I'm a Red Mage. Versatility is the mark of my trade! Just like loneliness!

[britishlionking]

So your specialty is versatility, then.

[unnatural_20s]

That's exactly what I meant to say.

[britishlionking]

I see, well, this is more of a clinical matter. I'm looking for a specialist rather than a generalist.

[unnatural_20s]

I still get XP for this, right?

[britishlionking]

I don't know what you're talking about.