Marik And Bakura Discuss: Leather And Respect And Fashion. [But Not Necessairly In That Order.]
Bakura 1:02 am
Oh Marik. Ohhhhhhhh Marik.
Marik 1:02 am
Yes?
Bakura 1:03 am
You're a fag.
Marik 1:03 am
You hang out with me
So what does that make you?
Bakura 1:03 am
...I don't know.
Marik 1:03 am
British?
I think not.
Bakura 1:03 am
But I'm not the one who wants leather chaps.
Bakura 1:03 am
You don't make me British.
Marik 1:03 am
Hey, chaps are awesome
Bakura 1:03 am
I make me British. By bring British.
Those are GAY.
Marik 1:04 am
You seemed to enjoy the leather pants we stole...
Its like that!
But with breathing room
Think about it!
It'll be totally awesome.
Bakura 1:04 am
I cannot even believe you just said that.
No.
Marik 1:04 am
You always want to ruin my fun.
You're such a party-pooper.
Bakura 1:05 am
I'm not sorry.
Marik 1:05 am
That's because you're a party-pooper.
A no-fun, no-chaps-wearing, party-pooper.
Bakura 1:06 am
I am maintaining some shred of dignity.
That concept seems lost on you.
You're supposed to be a super-villain.
Marik 1:07 am
I am a SUPER villain!
Bakura 1:07 am
How are you going to be a super-villain if no one respects you?
Marik 1:07 am
I am a fabulous villain.
Ask anyone.
Bakura 1:07 am
Uh huh.
Marik 1:07 am
People respect me.
After I brainwash them into submission...
Which is really just more practical anyway.
Bakura 1:08 am
No one will respect you if you wear leather chaps. Even brainwashing can't compensate for that one.
Marik 1:09 am
Well no one will respect you if.... you.... HEY! THEY WILL RESPECT ME!
You just wait.
Bakura 1:09 am
I'm waiting.
Marik 1:09 am
I will rock those chaps.
And you will be so jealous that you don't have any.
Bakura 1:09 am
Jealous?!
Marik 1:09 am
And I'm not going to share!
Bakura 1:10 am
You'll look like a complete--I don't want to share your chaps!
Marik 1:10 am
But you WILL want to share them once you see how fabulous they look!
Bakura 1:10 am
Marik.
They will look gay.
Gayer than you usually look.
And I can't pull off leather.
Marik 1:11 am
How will that make me look gay?
Cowboys wear them.
Bakura 1:11 am
Over their PANTS.
Marik 1:11 am
Are you going to try and tell mere there are such things as gay cowboys?
Bakura 1:11 am
There are. They made a movie about it. I saw it on TV.
Marik 1:11 am
Well I'll have pants on in public, Bakura
Geeeze!
What do you think I am?
Bakura 1:12 am
....I don't...trust you.
Marik 1:12 am
Good!
You shouldn't trust me.
I'm EVIL.
That's part of the job description.
......Hey. were you picturing me wearing them WITHOUT pants?!
Geeeze, Bakura!
Bakura 1:13 am
NO
I was not.
Marik 1:13 am
Well, why did you bring it up then?
Bakura 1:13 am
...YOU said there would be breathing room!
That means no pants. How are pants breathing room? What needs to breathe? Your pants?
Marik 1:13 am
Well, cotton does breath better...
Bakura 1:14 am
...This was a horrible idea.
Marik 1:14 am
You should still dress like a pirate.
Bakura 1:14 am
What?
No!
I would look...silly!
Marik 1:14 am
Why not?
You always look silly.
Bakura 1:14 am
I'd have to get a big, ruffly shirt, and--HEY.
I do not look silly!
Marik 1:15 am
Pirates are fierce.
Bakura 1:15 am
What about me looks silly?!
Fierce?
Bakura 1:15 am
Did you really just say fierce?
Marik 1:15 am
Fearsome. They're totally synonyms.
Bakura 1:16 am
Except fierce makes it sound totally gay.
Marik 1:16 am
YOU make it sound gay.
Bakura 1:16 am
You just want me to be a gay pirate to go with your gay cowboy!
Well, good luck getting me to put on any gay pirate costume.
Marik 1:16 am
I think you would make a fabulous pirate, Bakura.
Bakura 1:17 am
...Why do you want me to be a pirate, anyway?
Marik 1:17 am
Well, pirates like to wear stripes...
Bakura 1:17 am
Why on earth would you even think of that?
Marik 1:17 am
You seem pretty fond of them
Have you ever seen a pirate, Bakura?
Marik 1:17 am
Look at their pants!
Totally striped.
Bakura 1:17 am
Well, yes, but, those stripes go the other way and they're on their PANTS.
These are horizontal stripes on my SHIRT.
Marik 1:18 am
Well, don't you like your shirt?
And don't you like to STEAL things?
I thought that was sort of your lot in life.
Bakura 1:18 am
Well. Yes. But.
So?
Marik 1:18 am
Kind of like a PIRATE!
Bakura 1:18 am
That doesn't make me a pirate!
Marik 1:18 am
Yes it does.
You're a land pirate!
Bakura 1:18 am
I am no such thing.
Marik 1:19 am
Yes you are.
Bakura 1:19 am
Pirates don't bathe.
Or eat vegetables.
Marik 1:19 am
You're a clean, land pirate.
Bakura 1:19 am
And they have horrible teeth.
Marik 1:19 am
Surely not all of them
Have you met every pirate in the world?
Bakura 1:19 am
Well, no.
Bakura 1:19 am
...Have YOU? How would you know?
Marik 1:19 am
I don't.
But i would say its a fair guess
Bakura 1:20 am
And, anyway, I can't be a pirate. I'm British. I would be a privateer.
Marik 1:20 am
You shouldn't be so quick to judge people, Bakura
Plus, I like the word pirate better...
You're a pirate.
Bakura 1:21 am
I'm not a bloody pirate!
Marik 1:22 am
Yes you are.
Bakura 1:22 am
And I'm certainly not dressing up as one!
Marik 1:22 am
WHY NOT?
Bakura 1:23 am
Because! I would look a complete idiot, and--and--I don't want to! And you can't make me!
Marik 1:23 am
Oh, you're no fun at all.
Bakura 1:24 am
You are ridiculous.
Marik 1:24 am
Sometimes I wonder why i even hang out with you.
And then i remember its because you're so......
...............Evil.
Yes.
Evil.
Bakura 1:24 am
I am evil. You're correct.
...Probably more evil than you.
Marik 1:25 am
Probably not.
Bakura 1:25 am
When it comes down to it.
Surely I am.
Marik 1:25 am
Then why do I have all the good lines?
Bakura 1:25 am
...You don't.
Marik 1:25 am
Sure I do.
People love me.
Surely that means i have more of a following.... in the... evil underworld.
Surely.
Bakura 1:26 am
You're not supposed to be beloved! You're supposed to be EVIL!
Marik 1:26 am
When evil people love you, that must mean you're evil!
So I'm evil!
Because evil people love evil things.
Bakura 1:27 am
Uh huh.
Bakura 1:28 am
I think evil people coldly, distantly appreciate evil things.
Or maybe respect them.
Love is a bit much.
And people don't respect you.
Marik 1:28 am
Aww, Bakura. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Wait.
What?!
Yes they do.
Bakura 1:29 am
...
Who respects you?
Marik 1:29 am
Lots of people.
My army of Steves.... Odeon.
That's at least 20 people.
Do you even know 20 people?
Bakura 1:29 am
Of course I do.
Bakura 1:31 am
But I'm not going to tell you who.
Because then it will bother you for weeks.
Marik 1:31 am
Do I know them?
Bakura 1:32 am
Yes.
Maybe.
Some of them.
Marik 1:32 am
Well, that's fine.
They probably don't like you.
Bakura 1:32 am
They're not supposed to like me!
They're supposed to cower before me and perhaps revel in my evil brilliance.
Marik 1:34 am
Oh. Well I don't know anyone who feels that way about you.
Bakura 1:34 am
Plenty of people feel that way about me.
Marik 1:35 am
Name one.
Bakura 1:35 am
They just probable don't talk to you.
Name one person who respects you.
Marik 1:35 am
I named at least 20!
Bakura 1:35 am
Name one person who respects you in their right mind.
Marik 1:36 am
....Odeon?
Bakura 1:37 am
I don't think that counts.
Marik 1:37 am
I named one. It totally counts.
Bakura 1:38 am
Look at the time. Off to bed, then.