DREAMS
I've been having so many strange dreams lately. Dreams are cool: you can do whatever you want and no-one can say a word about it. You want to set fire to the Queen's hair? Fine. You want to drive very fast and run over your boss? Excellent. You want to decapitate someone and use their headless body as a spaceship? What an interesting idea!
The only person who I share my dreams with is Barbara, who often psychoanalizes them.
Last night I had another funny dream, I'll share it with all of you and you can tell me what you think.
"I was in very tall victorian building that was used as youth hostel, when suddenly a group of dictatorship-style army guys arrived and started asking everyone for ID. Although my ID was fine and I was free to go, I had the brilliant idea of sneaking past the guards and re-entering the building. I got to the top floor and met a girl who was worried she might be arrested because she was carrying a gun and an uzi (as backpackers usually do), so I helped her hide them. Then, coming out of nowhere, a big black guy started saying things like "You white scum have oppressed us black people for centuries! Now you will pay for that!" and started running after me. Being afraid of what he might do to me if he caught me I decided to escape by jumping through the window, immediately regretting it as I was on the sixth floor. Just before I crashed I decided I had enough of that dream, so I became a flying hamster. (oh, yeah!) While I was happily flying through the forest I found a pack of gum and started giving it to all the happy forest animals, who were very grateful, until a flying talking fox came and accused me of helping the humans destroy the happy forest. The end."
It makes no sense! How cool is that?!
The only person who I share my dreams with is Barbara, who often psychoanalizes them.
Last night I had another funny dream, I'll share it with all of you and you can tell me what you think.
"I was in very tall victorian building that was used as youth hostel, when suddenly a group of dictatorship-style army guys arrived and started asking everyone for ID. Although my ID was fine and I was free to go, I had the brilliant idea of sneaking past the guards and re-entering the building. I got to the top floor and met a girl who was worried she might be arrested because she was carrying a gun and an uzi (as backpackers usually do), so I helped her hide them. Then, coming out of nowhere, a big black guy started saying things like "You white scum have oppressed us black people for centuries! Now you will pay for that!" and started running after me. Being afraid of what he might do to me if he caught me I decided to escape by jumping through the window, immediately regretting it as I was on the sixth floor. Just before I crashed I decided I had enough of that dream, so I became a flying hamster. (oh, yeah!) While I was happily flying through the forest I found a pack of gum and started giving it to all the happy forest animals, who were very grateful, until a flying talking fox came and accused me of helping the humans destroy the happy forest. The end."
It makes no sense! How cool is that?!