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[brit81]

Whoops!
Found another quote which I can't hold back until tomorrow.
Plus something funny..

First the funny thing.

English for beginners:

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watch which swatchwatch?

(German translation: Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welcheSwatch Uhr
an?)

Advanced English:

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch
watch which Swatch watch switch?

(German translation: Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an.
Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?)

At the end:

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swiss witch-bitches, wish
to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to
be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

(German translation: Drei Schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein,
schauen sich Schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche Schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die
sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche Schweizer Swatch
Uhr an?)

I really had fun with that, and I hope you too :D

Quote:

Let's commit the perfect crime; I'll steal your heart, and you'll steal mine.

That's it so far.. Hope you enjoy it!

Have a nice day!