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[bristled]

Oi. Sougo.

You can be first mate.

I'm going to find us a ship. But I'm not wearing any of those stupid hats.

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[oceanofpotion]

Merlin's beard, you don't want to wear a pirate hat?

[bristled]

...No.

[bristled]

Why would I?

[bristled]

They're pointy and weird.

[oceanofpotion]

All Pirate Kings have to wear pirate hats. It's the bloody law of the seven seas.

[bristled]

SAYS WHO?!

[oceanofpotion]

King Roger. King of the Seven Seas and some lakes on the inside of the silly pieces of land, like the Dead Sea. Bloody hell, have you ever been there? Wonder if there're bodies floating around, waiting to be picked up and robbed of their last earthly treasures.

[bristled]

No. I don't go on many trips outside of Edo.

[bristled]

I forgot we're supposed to rob people.

[oceanofpotion]

ROB, RAPE, PILLAGE, BURN. All of the above. You won't get many friends, but you'll have a bloody fun time doing it.

[bristled]

I'll make Sougo do that while I get a sandwich.

[oceanofpotion]

What kind of a bloody pirate are you?

[bristled]

A law-abiding one.

[oceanofpotion]

I don't think you count as a pirate, then.

[bristled]

I'M GOING TO BE THE KING. LEGALLY.

[oceanofpotion]

Can't be the King without the hat. Or the robbing. Or the pillaging. OR THE BLOODY PIRATING.