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I was in disguise last night as dr_wu002. He paid me $100 to dress like him, pretend that I'm him, and go to his friend AMy's birthday party. Everyone was fooled from his own girlfriend to that dumbfuck ex-boyfriend of mine, Monte Montebello, who spent about 3 hours mastrubating in the bathroom. I wish he got caught. Had I not been dressed as a man, I would have snuck into the woman's room and busted his ass! In fact I did! He thought I was the janitor! We both stayed in the bathroom until about 4 AM when the place closed.
The night was terrible though. We met up with some nice people -- Oscar, Megann, Amy, Mike, Sarah and her husband, Mike. Sarah's husband, Mike, looks like Optimus Prime. That isn't the important part though -- here's the important part. I don't have any friends! The truth is that I have an implant in my head and dr_wu002 can talk, via my mouth, to his new friends about music, books and whatnot. None of the stuff is my thoughts and I feel so bad because now I feel like I have no friends at all. Not when my brain is wired up to his laptop. I hope Amy didn't know but I really want her to be my friend even though it's not really me. Oh well.
The night was terrible though. We met up with some nice people -- Oscar, Megann, Amy, Mike, Sarah and her husband, Mike. Sarah's husband, Mike, looks like Optimus Prime. That isn't the important part though -- here's the important part. I don't have any friends! The truth is that I have an implant in my head and dr_wu002 can talk, via my mouth, to his new friends about music, books and whatnot. None of the stuff is my thoughts and I feel so bad because now I feel like I have no friends at all. Not when my brain is wired up to his laptop. I hope Amy didn't know but I really want her to be my friend even though it's not really me. Oh well.