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I am so bored that I just clicked on 100,000,001 links in Clare's journal to find a survey to fill out. Oh and guess what! I've filled it out before! I'm pathetic.
But hey Clare, you are quite the witty gal. I thorougly enjoyed your journal archive...
1. What's on your bedside table?
Uh yeah, I don't have one. I have a desk and the top of the "couch" part of my roll-out bed. I am living the high life!
2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection?
I have an All Saints CD somewhere, no joke.
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
I don't have a functioning fridge, so I 1.) starve, 2.) eat something that doesn't need to be refridgerated, or 3.) call Jimmy John's, haha.
4. What is your secret guaranteed weeping film?
Steel Magnolias or Beaches, though everyone knows that!
5. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Eh, none. It's so risky and dumb. I mean, why try to perpetuate beauty standards neither you nor most people could ever live up to?
6. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
SHOES. ON. MY. BED. Oh, and being attacked my any sort of animal that smaller than me.
7. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Foot shaking.
8. Do you ever have to beg?
Nooooo.
9. Do you have too many love interests?
I have one, thanks.
10. Do you know anyone famous?
Eddie Money knows who my mom is, if that counts, HAHAHAHA.
11. Describe your bed.
IT ROLLS OUT OF THE WALL. Right now I have white sheets with magenta, light pink, marigold, and orange polka dots, and on my comforter is a duvet cover that is white with huuuuuuge graphic shapes and flowers in dark magenta, marigold, and orange. They're two different patterns of different sizes but the same colors, so it has an awesome effect. There's also a pink chenille throw, two white chenille pillows, a pillow that matches my sheets, a big squishy orange pillow shaped like a cylinder, Clammy the blue and teal clam pillow, Tranny the blue dinosaur pillow, and Snuggles the bear. My bed sounds busy, but it's not. It's just plain awesome.
12. Spontaneous or planned?
Eh, usually spontaneous.
13. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
I hate 99.9873945% of movie stars and movies. Sorry.
14. Do you know how to play poker?
Not really.
15. What do you carry with you at all times?
Meal card/license, lighter, a bit of makeup, keys, debit card, phone.
16. How do you drive?
Left hand on the bottom of the wheel, right hand on the gear shift.
17. What do you miss most about being little?
Being able to fit in very small spaces, like BOXES. Mmmm.
18. Are you happy with your given name?
Yeah, it could be worse.
19. What color is your bedroom?
School: pink, orange, yellow, blue, teal. Home: black, lavender, purple, white.
20. What was the last song you were listening to?
"Grace" by U2. I LOVE THIS SONG.
21. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yeah, in kindergarten I was in a play about King Midas and WASN'T EVEN THE PRINCESS. WHY DID MS. TATER HAVE TO STOMP ALL OVER MY DREAMS OF BECOMING A REAL ACTRESS?
22. Have you ever been in love?
Goodness gracious, YES.
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Usually and yes.
25. Do you think you're cute?
In a round, weird, indie girl sort of way... to some extent.
26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Yeah, I really am.
// YOUR ROOM, WAKING UP //
01. What color are your walls? White or lavender.
02. What color is your bedspread/sheets? See above; at home, black with big purplish blue and white flowers.
03. What color is your rug? Blue; at home, beige carpeting with black rugs.
04. Any posters/bulletin boards/designs in your room? Weezer, Queen, a few pictures friends have drawn for me, and a bunch of postcards. None at home except for that Valpo thing...
05. Do you have a TV? Is it big? Yes and NO.
06. Do you have a phone? It's pretty useless.
07. Do you have your own computer? Yeah... TOO FUCKING BAD IT HASN'T WORKED IN SEVEN MONTHS.
08. Do you have a desk? Two!
09. What are your most treasured belongings in your room? I'm not gonna lie to you: my stereo and makeup ranks up there, but besides those, probably my vintage shirts, mixed CDs from David, and the majority of my jewelry. All of my really expensive stuff/nostalgia-inspiring stuff is at home.
10. What are your most favorite things in your room? My $$bling bling$$ fleece king-sized blanket and the way it's decorated, overall. My room at school is tres awesome. Home: bed.
11. Do you have any fancy lights in your room? At school I have that crazy three-headed lamp.
// GETTING READY //
01. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Snuggle with the David.
02. Anything unusual? Um, I turn off my "Rock 'N Roll" alarm clock. It's rad.
03. Do you pick out your clothes the night before school? I think about what I should wear at some point that day, but I usually go to class in PJs.
04. Do you try your best to look cute for school? Uh, NO. I try to look cute for me and sometimes my boyfriend.
// SCHOOL //
01. What color is your backpack? Navy and sky blue.
02. Do you try your best when it comes to school work? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
03. Do you listen or doodle? Listen/sleep or listen/take notes or listen/read or listen/do other homework or listen/doodle. Sometimes a combination of all of the above.
04. BE QUIET - we all know you doodle, but what do you doodle? Monsters, dinosaurs, and my name. I practice writing the alphabet like my 3rd grade teacher made me do.
05. Do you eat your cafeteria food, or go out? Usually stuff they sell in Lank, or order out. If I go out, it's usually to Broadway.
06. What do you do right when schools over? It's never over; I live here.
// HOME //
When you come home are you. . .
01. Miserable? I will be mildly miserable without David, but generally, no.
02. Happy? Yes.
03. Tired? YES.
04. LEAVE ME ALONE? Yeah, because my family's way too inquisitive.
// OTHER //
01. Do you take walks around your neighborhood sometimes? Uh... no.
02. What are some hobbies of yours? Sleeping, crotcheting, mockery.
03. Do you collect anything? Just practical stuff like thrift store tee-shirts, ha.
04. What do you do in your spare time? Hang with the David, if possible. I just can't get enough. Other than that, read, go out with friends, or try to nap.
// NIGHT TIME //
01. What do you do before you go to bed? Brush my teeth, wash my face, take out my contacts, moisturize, and kiss David.
02. Do you kiss your parents/guardians goodnight, or just say "goodnight"? Kiss, hug, and "goodnight, God bless (I don't believe that), love you, see you tomorrow!"
03. What way do you sleep (ex: on your side, tummy, etc.)? On my leg side with my right arm over David, my right leg between his legs, and my head on his chest, spooning on our right sides, and sometimes on my right side by myself/on my stomach/on my back with my elbows sticking out like chicken wings.
04. Do you like your life? Yeah, definitely.
-------- Have You ---------
Smoked?: YESSSS.
Been Drunk as hell?: On occassion.
Shoplifted?: Ew, no.
Lied?: Definitely.
Betrayed a friend? I've been a crappy friend before, but never actually "betrayed".
Been to jail? No.
Smoked weed? Nooooo.
Done LSD? Nooooo.
Done any other illegal drug? Noooooo.
Given oral sex? Oh, of course not. I won't even kiss 'til I'm married!
Received oral sex? Okay, I lied.
Screwed something not of the human race? Gross!
Screwed something not alive? Grosser!
Cheated on someone? NO. NO. NO.
Used someone? Not on purpose.
Paid someone for sex? Oh, all the time.
Been paid for sex? Yeah, all the boys be paying me for my sweet lovin' skizillz.
Played strip poker? Nah.
Skipped school? FUNNY YOU ASK.
Skipped school to get high / drunk? No, but I've been late to class after smoking, ha.
Danced naked? Yes.
Danced naked in public? No.
Flashed someone? No.
Mooned someone? Ew!
Kissed someone? Maybe.
Kissed someone of the same sex? Not romantically!
Held hands? Uh, yeah. It's like my favorite activity.
Hugged someone? Correction: hugging is.
French kissed? Maybe.
Had sexual fantasies? Eh, more like predictions.
Stolen money? NO. NO. NO.
Stolen money from family? No way! I am so anti-theft, it isn't funny.
Stolen drugs from family? I even ask to use OTCs (which is very rare anyways), so no.
Been convicted of a crime? "They've never caught me..." good one, finny <-- Still true!
Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Uh, no.
Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Ha, no.
Been called a whore? Yes!
Been called a bitch? Yeah, but that's because I am. Sorry.
Watched porn? Yeah, but with friends in a "this is so disgusting and misogynistic and repulsive that laughing is an impulse" sort of way.
Taped porn? Um, no.
Watched porn you taped? But of course.
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yeah, haha.
Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? That's the only way I screw, baby.
Used sex 'toys'? Haha, no.
Tried to kill yourself? Ha, that makes me think of that scene in Rules of Attraction...
Tried to kill someone else? I'm your everyday assassin.
Told someone you hated them? Yeah, but didn't mean it.
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? NO. NO. NO.
1) If you killed a man, out of a fit of rage, what would you do with the body?
Um, leave it? I don't need to be lugging around some corpse. I just killed a man! I'm in enough trouble as it is!
2) If you could be anyone for a week, who would it be?
I've had enough of the human experience in my own body; I don't need to experience it through someone else, thanks.
3) Who is the greatest fictional character.... EVER?
The father in The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri. I <3 that book.
4) If you had to choose 3 people (who aren't related to politics) to die, who would you choose?
The only people I'd genuinely want to die are politicians. I dislike a lot of celebrities, but being famous is embarrassment enough.
5) Whats the first thing you would do if you woke up omnipotent?
Say something along the lines of, "Oh fuck yeah!"
"Grace" by U2:
Grace
She takes the blame
She covers the shame
Removes the stain
It could be her name
Grace
It's a name for a girl
It's also a thought that
Changed the world
And when she walks on the street
You can hear the strings
Grace finds goodness
In everything
Grace
She's got the walk
Not on a wrapper on chalk
She's got the time to talk
She travels outside
Of karma, karma
She travels outside
Of karma
When she goes to work
You can hear the strings
Grace finds beauty
In everything
Grace
She carries a world on her hips
No champagne flute for her lips
No twirls or skips
Between her fingertips
She carries a pearl
In perfect condition
What once was hers
What once was friction
What left a mark
No longer stains
Because grace makes beauty
Out of ugly things
Grace finds beauty
In everything
Grace finds goodness
In everything
But hey Clare, you are quite the witty gal. I thorougly enjoyed your journal archive...
1. What's on your bedside table?
Uh yeah, I don't have one. I have a desk and the top of the "couch" part of my roll-out bed. I am living the high life!
2. What's the geekiest part of your music collection?
I have an All Saints CD somewhere, no joke.
3. What do you eat when you raid the fridge at night?
I don't have a functioning fridge, so I 1.) starve, 2.) eat something that doesn't need to be refridgerated, or 3.) call Jimmy John's, haha.
4. What is your secret guaranteed weeping film?
Steel Magnolias or Beaches, though everyone knows that!
5. If you could have plastic surgery, what would you have done?
Eh, none. It's so risky and dumb. I mean, why try to perpetuate beauty standards neither you nor most people could ever live up to?
6. Do you have a completely irrational fear?
SHOES. ON. MY. BED. Oh, and being attacked my any sort of animal that smaller than me.
7. What is the little physical habit that gives away your insecure moments?
Foot shaking.
8. Do you ever have to beg?
Nooooo.
9. Do you have too many love interests?
I have one, thanks.
10. Do you know anyone famous?
Eddie Money knows who my mom is, if that counts, HAHAHAHA.
11. Describe your bed.
IT ROLLS OUT OF THE WALL. Right now I have white sheets with magenta, light pink, marigold, and orange polka dots, and on my comforter is a duvet cover that is white with huuuuuuge graphic shapes and flowers in dark magenta, marigold, and orange. They're two different patterns of different sizes but the same colors, so it has an awesome effect. There's also a pink chenille throw, two white chenille pillows, a pillow that matches my sheets, a big squishy orange pillow shaped like a cylinder, Clammy the blue and teal clam pillow, Tranny the blue dinosaur pillow, and Snuggles the bear. My bed sounds busy, but it's not. It's just plain awesome.
12. Spontaneous or planned?
Eh, usually spontaneous.
13. Who should play you in a movie about your life?
I hate 99.9873945% of movie stars and movies. Sorry.
14. Do you know how to play poker?
Not really.
15. What do you carry with you at all times?
Meal card/license, lighter, a bit of makeup, keys, debit card, phone.
16. How do you drive?
Left hand on the bottom of the wheel, right hand on the gear shift.
17. What do you miss most about being little?
Being able to fit in very small spaces, like BOXES. Mmmm.
18. Are you happy with your given name?
Yeah, it could be worse.
19. What color is your bedroom?
School: pink, orange, yellow, blue, teal. Home: black, lavender, purple, white.
20. What was the last song you were listening to?
"Grace" by U2. I LOVE THIS SONG.
21. Have you ever been in a school play?
Yeah, in kindergarten I was in a play about King Midas and WASN'T EVEN THE PRINCESS. WHY DID MS. TATER HAVE TO STOMP ALL OVER MY DREAMS OF BECOMING A REAL ACTRESS?
22. Have you ever been in love?
Goodness gracious, YES.
23. Do you like yourself and believe in yourself?
Usually and yes.
25. Do you think you're cute?
In a round, weird, indie girl sort of way... to some extent.
26. Do you consider yourself to be a nice person?
Yeah, I really am.
// YOUR ROOM, WAKING UP //
01. What color are your walls? White or lavender.
02. What color is your bedspread/sheets? See above; at home, black with big purplish blue and white flowers.
03. What color is your rug? Blue; at home, beige carpeting with black rugs.
04. Any posters/bulletin boards/designs in your room? Weezer, Queen, a few pictures friends have drawn for me, and a bunch of postcards. None at home except for that Valpo thing...
05. Do you have a TV? Is it big? Yes and NO.
06. Do you have a phone? It's pretty useless.
07. Do you have your own computer? Yeah... TOO FUCKING BAD IT HASN'T WORKED IN SEVEN MONTHS.
08. Do you have a desk? Two!
09. What are your most treasured belongings in your room? I'm not gonna lie to you: my stereo and makeup ranks up there, but besides those, probably my vintage shirts, mixed CDs from David, and the majority of my jewelry. All of my really expensive stuff/nostalgia-inspiring stuff is at home.
10. What are your most favorite things in your room? My $$bling bling$$ fleece king-sized blanket and the way it's decorated, overall. My room at school is tres awesome. Home: bed.
11. Do you have any fancy lights in your room? At school I have that crazy three-headed lamp.
// GETTING READY //
01. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? Snuggle with the David.
02. Anything unusual? Um, I turn off my "Rock 'N Roll" alarm clock. It's rad.
03. Do you pick out your clothes the night before school? I think about what I should wear at some point that day, but I usually go to class in PJs.
04. Do you try your best to look cute for school? Uh, NO. I try to look cute for me and sometimes my boyfriend.
// SCHOOL //
01. What color is your backpack? Navy and sky blue.
02. Do you try your best when it comes to school work? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
03. Do you listen or doodle? Listen/sleep or listen/take notes or listen/read or listen/do other homework or listen/doodle. Sometimes a combination of all of the above.
04. BE QUIET - we all know you doodle, but what do you doodle? Monsters, dinosaurs, and my name. I practice writing the alphabet like my 3rd grade teacher made me do.
05. Do you eat your cafeteria food, or go out? Usually stuff they sell in Lank, or order out. If I go out, it's usually to Broadway.
06. What do you do right when schools over? It's never over; I live here.
// HOME //
When you come home are you. . .
01. Miserable? I will be mildly miserable without David, but generally, no.
02. Happy? Yes.
03. Tired? YES.
04. LEAVE ME ALONE? Yeah, because my family's way too inquisitive.
// OTHER //
01. Do you take walks around your neighborhood sometimes? Uh... no.
02. What are some hobbies of yours? Sleeping, crotcheting, mockery.
03. Do you collect anything? Just practical stuff like thrift store tee-shirts, ha.
04. What do you do in your spare time? Hang with the David, if possible. I just can't get enough. Other than that, read, go out with friends, or try to nap.
// NIGHT TIME //
01. What do you do before you go to bed? Brush my teeth, wash my face, take out my contacts, moisturize, and kiss David.
02. Do you kiss your parents/guardians goodnight, or just say "goodnight"? Kiss, hug, and "goodnight, God bless (I don't believe that), love you, see you tomorrow!"
03. What way do you sleep (ex: on your side, tummy, etc.)? On my leg side with my right arm over David, my right leg between his legs, and my head on his chest, spooning on our right sides, and sometimes on my right side by myself/on my stomach/on my back with my elbows sticking out like chicken wings.
04. Do you like your life? Yeah, definitely.
-------- Have You ---------
Smoked?: YESSSS.
Been Drunk as hell?: On occassion.
Shoplifted?: Ew, no.
Lied?: Definitely.
Betrayed a friend? I've been a crappy friend before, but never actually "betrayed".
Been to jail? No.
Smoked weed? Nooooo.
Done LSD? Nooooo.
Done any other illegal drug? Noooooo.
Given oral sex? Oh, of course not. I won't even kiss 'til I'm married!
Received oral sex? Okay, I lied.
Screwed something not of the human race? Gross!
Screwed something not alive? Grosser!
Cheated on someone? NO. NO. NO.
Used someone? Not on purpose.
Paid someone for sex? Oh, all the time.
Been paid for sex? Yeah, all the boys be paying me for my sweet lovin' skizillz.
Played strip poker? Nah.
Skipped school? FUNNY YOU ASK.
Skipped school to get high / drunk? No, but I've been late to class after smoking, ha.
Danced naked? Yes.
Danced naked in public? No.
Flashed someone? No.
Mooned someone? Ew!
Kissed someone? Maybe.
Kissed someone of the same sex? Not romantically!
Held hands? Uh, yeah. It's like my favorite activity.
Hugged someone? Correction: hugging is.
French kissed? Maybe.
Had sexual fantasies? Eh, more like predictions.
Stolen money? NO. NO. NO.
Stolen money from family? No way! I am so anti-theft, it isn't funny.
Stolen drugs from family? I even ask to use OTCs (which is very rare anyways), so no.
Been convicted of a crime? "They've never caught me..." good one, finny <-- Still true!
Dated someone because you heard they were 'easy'? Uh, no.
Had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? Ha, no.
Been called a whore? Yes!
Been called a bitch? Yeah, but that's because I am. Sorry.
Watched porn? Yeah, but with friends in a "this is so disgusting and misogynistic and repulsive that laughing is an impulse" sort of way.
Taped porn? Um, no.
Watched porn you taped? But of course.
Kissed someone in a moving vehicle? Yeah, haha.
Screwed someone in a moving vehicle? That's the only way I screw, baby.
Used sex 'toys'? Haha, no.
Tried to kill yourself? Ha, that makes me think of that scene in Rules of Attraction...
Tried to kill someone else? I'm your everyday assassin.
Told someone you hated them? Yeah, but didn't mean it.
Told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? NO. NO. NO.
1) If you killed a man, out of a fit of rage, what would you do with the body?
Um, leave it? I don't need to be lugging around some corpse. I just killed a man! I'm in enough trouble as it is!
2) If you could be anyone for a week, who would it be?
I've had enough of the human experience in my own body; I don't need to experience it through someone else, thanks.
3) Who is the greatest fictional character.... EVER?
The father in The Namesake by Jhumpa Lahiri. I <3 that book.
4) If you had to choose 3 people (who aren't related to politics) to die, who would you choose?
The only people I'd genuinely want to die are politicians. I dislike a lot of celebrities, but being famous is embarrassment enough.
5) Whats the first thing you would do if you woke up omnipotent?
Say something along the lines of, "Oh fuck yeah!"
"Grace" by U2:
Grace
She takes the blame
She covers the shame
Removes the stain
It could be her name
Grace
It's a name for a girl
It's also a thought that
Changed the world
And when she walks on the street
You can hear the strings
Grace finds goodness
In everything
Grace
She's got the walk
Not on a wrapper on chalk
She's got the time to talk
She travels outside
Of karma, karma
She travels outside
Of karma
When she goes to work
You can hear the strings
Grace finds beauty
In everything
Grace
She carries a world on her hips
No champagne flute for her lips
No twirls or skips
Between her fingertips
She carries a pearl
In perfect condition
What once was hers
What once was friction
What left a mark
No longer stains
Because grace makes beauty
Out of ugly things
Grace finds beauty
In everything
Grace finds goodness
In everything