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Planet Brandi
'I do not believe in Brandi. Even if I did I wouldn't mention it to my friends. He's a bit embarassing isn't he?' (Justus Cline)
Religion In Brandi's World
- Brandiity 38%
(497,530,546 believers) - Blithelyism 10%
(130,929,091 believers) - Boonism 10%
(130,929,091 believers) - Regardsism 17%
(222,579,455 believers) - Upholderity 17%
(222,579,455 believers) - Whorlism 8%
(104,743,273 believers)
Population : 1,309,290,913
World Ends : 19th Jun 2029
Nuclear Capable : Antarctica, Ecuador, France, Guyana, Qatar
Nuked Countries : Guyana, Qatar
Brandi's Wrath!!
- In order to punish those who did not believe in Him, Brandi decided to release an army of mutant-seals onto the shores of Mozambique. There would have been more casualties if it were not for the seal's lousy teeth. In fact the only person to die was Riddell Flynn. And that was only because they were frail as high hell.
- God has promised to allievate Sierra Leone's recent economic depression by sending a comet down onto it within the near future.
God's arch nemesis was Abney Chaston a deplorable 75-year-old man from United Kingdom.
The Saviour
And on 01st Dec 2013, Raney Cumberland came down to Earth in all of His Glory - chewing rabidly on a peanut butter filled bagel whilst every now and again puffing on a stubbed Marlboro Light.
This is the End
The end came when our Dear Lord Brandi was snowballed to death by a cheeky little monkey by the name of Alba Omore. And the world just faded away in a blitz of snow and fire hail.
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