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That's the good part of unconditional love. There are no decisions to make.
-Dickie, in Penn Jilette's Sock (0312328052) p. 18
I'm cheating my own rules with two sentences, rather than one. But the second sentence is the punchline of the first. I could have gone with "You want closure, get a door," but I have nothing to say about that except it's funny. No decisions to make with unconditional love, though -- that's just an excellently entertaining lie. Unconditional love is chock-full of decisions.
-Dickie, in Penn Jilette's Sock (0312328052) p. 18
I'm cheating my own rules with two sentences, rather than one. But the second sentence is the punchline of the first. I could have gone with "You want closure, get a door," but I have nothing to say about that except it's funny. No decisions to make with unconditional love, though -- that's just an excellently entertaining lie. Unconditional love is chock-full of decisions.