aaaaaa
Random //all night long
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he is the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: a 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said "What a shame... what a disappointment." The fourth man replied "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends..."
Guess what i had in the caf agian: you guessed it chicken
Education
First off, I think the American education system is broken. The No Child Left Behind Act is hindering the performance of schools, as administrators are gearing for a test rather than teaching for the sake of learing. ALso, teachers/professors have seem to have become extremely complacent, the teaching methods are bland. I mean I think I could read out of the book better than some of these morons. I remember the middle school days where I had 3 of the most incompetent teachers ever, one dude gave us the easiest quizzes and basically scratched his ass all day, another Ms. Zalecki was a beast, id say anorexic duck, who had as much right to teach as my grampa who died in 1975 and didnt go to middle school. America doesnt get bang for its buck, some schools avg. 10K per student as opposed to a much lower per studnet allotment in Belgium but get 20% lower scores in everything. I know tests are subjective and many people arent test takers, and I respect that, but there is just no competition to get better teachers and get rid of underperforming schools. The key is motivating the students, and innovation.
TOOO MUCH GOVT> BUREAUCRACY- nothing ever gets done in congress. HANNITY, LEVIN, DR LAURA are fuckin right wing extremists, they piss me off.
The Top 17 TV Shows Sponsored By Hard Liquor
JAGermeister
Everybody Loves Rehab
N.Y.P.D.B.Y.O.B.
Absolut Fabulous
Touched By a Hangover
Boston Public Lewdness
Little "On the House" on the Prairie
The Bacardi Bunch
Whose Lime Is It Anyway?
S*M*A*S*H*E*D
Who Wants to Be a Designated Driver?
Suddenly Boozin'
No Seriously, Seriously... Listen to Me, Raymond: I Love You, Man!
That 80-Proof Show
Johnnie Walker, Scottish Ranger
Swillin' Grace
and the Number 1 TV Show Sponsored By Hard Liquor...
Malcolm in a Puddle -- of His Own Vomit
"Leducs in 2 lanes"
Top 5 Shows of the Moment
Gauntlet 2
Curb Your ENthusiasm (show on dvd)-hilariously funny
Family GUy
L & O SVU
Numb8rs - really good plot
How I met your mother- i like it
What annnoys the flying fuck out of me is people who repeat themselves. Do you think I am that big of a dipshit that Ill forget what you said 2 seconds or 10 minutes after you say it. C'mon now life is too short to be reliving the same moments over and over.
IRONIC to me at least is my aunt from California called the other day asking how to motivate my cousin Daniel, as he is going through senioritis and the senior year is for relaxing. Asking a slacker about keeping focus and workin hard is like asking a alcoholic why he drinks, if i knew i prob. write a book or something. I did try to relay my best though, but i have a feelin shes gonna ride him the rest of his academic career, AZN mothers...cant live with them cant completely get their voices out of ur head.
5 Places I've been
Lucerne, Suisse
Calgary,Canada
HK, China
Sydney, Australia
Las Vegas
5 things I wanna do before I die
buy a goat
skydiving
low speed police chase
eat 25 hot dogs at Nathans Contest
fly an airplane like quanas or somethin
Racquetball eliminated from tourney. 5-15. 15-13. 4-11. whatta match tho. the crowd (of 5) went wild, but not really. I did come back from down 12-1 to win set 2. but the gods werent with me.
I think my biggest fear right now is losing another person, and trust: i seem to have this irrational fear that everyones doesnt really like/care about me and is trying to screw with me so at times i isolate myself. i miss my dad.
TOURNEY PICKS (subject to change by thursday)
ELite 8
DUKE v. TEXAS - DUKE
MSU (YEAH)v. UCONN (boo)- Gut=MSU Reality=UCONN
Gonzaga v. Pitt - Zags
Gtown v. Villanova- NOVA
DUKE V UCONN= UCONN
Negreanu's dog';s name is the sweetest MUSHU-
Poker has been rekindled in me, i wanna play in a big tourney. My biggest problem now in poker isnt playin too many hands anymore, but i seem to overplay middle pair a lot and slowplay 2 pair and get flushed out. Ive also noticed i give off a few tells, like often staring blankly and act anxious when i want to raise and being very predictable- checking or limping with pairs 6 and under,betting 1/3 pot on draws and coming in out of position.
60 and thunderstorms to 30 and cold- Michigan
http://www.break.com/movies/miketysonpunchout.html some ridiculous japanese guys
BEST FRUIT: MANGO
the oscar goes to.. its hard out here for a pimp
CRASH IS A AN AWESOME MOVIE.
ty to mills for inviting me to his cabin.
oh myyyyy until next time....
RKOOOOOO!!!!!