Third Body: (Age Event) [Video]

[bringthedeadup]

[The comm turns on, to video. You get a very familiar face staring out at you.]

Okay, what the fuck is up with this. I'm like... forty, guys.

A very handsome forty, but I'm forty none the less.

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[idkmybffsean]

Hey uh... old guy? Can ya stop splatterin' yer face all over th'place?

S'kinda weird. Jus' sayin'.

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[eventfuldead]

[There's a splutter for a moment before he realizes that whoever is talking is a kid and everyone is old to them.]

Sure, suuure buddy -

....

[dat userid.]

Joebro?

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[idkmybffsean]

[OH SHIT.]

...Fock. How'd you know my name? Yer not one of Da's friends are ya? Can ya... maybe not tell him I was here?

[Please? Mister old guy? 83?]

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[eventfuldead]

[There's brief snickering.]

Ah - sure, I'm one of your Dad's friends. We've met before, but you were busy.

[As only a child can be?]

And I can't exactly tell him if I can't get off this boat either, can I?

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[idkmybffsean]

That's a good point, I guess. Still, I owe ya one.

[Joe scratches his head.]

Thanks, Mister... uh... what'syer name again?

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[eventfuldead]

Don't worry about it, kiddo.

[He makes a small noise.]

Cecil Ackerman.

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[idkmybffsean]

Mister Ackerman? Or do I get ta call ya Cecil?

[Joe hears that noise.]

What's so funny?

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[eventfuldead]

You can call me either or. Both are fine by me.

[Cecil snorts this time.]

Saw something funny, is all. It's a funny boat, yeah?

[He can't exactly say "You're normally a lot more cranky, curse-y and pranky than this".]

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[idkmybffsean]

Cecil then.

[It makes him feel like an adult.]

Pfft. Yeah right. It's not that funny.

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[eventfuldead]

Cecil it is! Just don't call me Cecila and we're good.

[Hahaha FORESHADOWING 8| ]

Dude, there's a deck that's on fire, how is that not funny.

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[idkmybffsean]

[Joe grins.]

Alright Cessy. That is pretty cool.

[He lowers his voice. Joe likes being able to plot.]

It's be funnier if ya could throw like... sparkle bombs or explosives in there... or I dunno. Somethin' cool. Y'seen fireworks? Imagine that.

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[eventfuldead]

You know, there might be some fireworks in one of the stores. I was looking there earlier.

Nothing big, but you might be able to get something together and toss it in there.

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[idkmybffsean]

[Cecil. You just because his favourite adult.]

Whoa! Are y'serious!? Can we go look? Jus' picture it! The whoooole deck with crackers goin' off all along it.

[Health and Safety Regulations? What the fuck are those?]

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[eventfuldead]

[YAY CECIL IS THE AWESOME UNCLE or something.]

Hell yes we can look! This is totally worth checking out, little man. Though I hope the firecrackers are actually cracky, I can't remember what they were exactly.

[Losing your memory already Cecil...?]

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[idkmybffsean]

Won't know until we look. Where are ya Cecil?

[OMG JOE IS EXCITE.]

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[eventfuldead]

Deck 5. Meet me at the gift shops? [He rattles the deck number of those off.]