Second Body: (video) CINDERELLA

[bringthedeadup]

[Hello Elegante! The comm clicks on to a picture of a bedspread and white sheets. Then the comm is picked up, and turned so that you can see Cecil. It's sitting in front of him, and he's swathed in sheets from below the waist, shirtless above, despite the fact that he's rather skinny and pale.

He grins at the comm. It's the most smirkiest, dirtiest

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[audio]

[idkmybffsean]

Cecil. Lad. Put some fockin' clothes on.

[He's amuuuused.]

I'm usin' the kitchen on deck 8 called Our House or some shite like that. Not there at the moment though cause uh...

[Stupid handcuffs. Stupid pixie.]

[audio]

[bringthedeadup]

I should! I'm freezing my ass off without a shirt on.

[But he has a reason for being shirtless he's just not. going. to tell you if you're dumb enough to miss that innuendo-laden conversation up there.]

Our House, noted. Wonder why the other guy thought it was empty...

Cause... you've got a pretty lady and you're having your way with her?

[audio]

[idkmybffsean]

[Oh he gets it alright. Joe's not one to miss the point of that kind of talk.]

Probably cause it ain't fully open yet. I think Nel's got plans for it.

[Pause. Facepalm.]

And I ain't fockin' sleepin' with her.

[He really doesn't need jokes like that right now.]

[audio]

[bringthedeadup]

[Cecil chortles.]

I didn't say you were sleeping with your - boss? - boss, dude. Just wondering why you aren't there right now.

[audio]

[idkmybffsean]

Not my boss. Just someone that's lendin' me the kitchen.

[HE'S A LITTLE SNAPPY TODAY CECIL.]

'm not there cause I'm chained up. Turns out y'get punished for deckin' pixies.

[audio]

[bringthedeadup]

Well, that's nice of her to do that.

[HE NOTICED ;; ]

O-kay... wait, you're chained to the pixie? Can you pick the lock? I can pick the lock.

[audio]

[idkmybffsean]

[Joe siiiighs. He's had enough of this already. He also makes an attempt at not snapping anymore. instead he just sounds tired.]

Tried that. Nothin's workin'. The First Fuckin' Mate's the one that did it. Said we were ruinin' the party. And then the pixie went and pissed off some other lad who threw him, and cause of the chain me, at the fockin' roof.

[Pause to headscratch.]

So now there's em... Three of us cuffed.

[audio]

[bringthedeadup]

[Aww, poor Joe.]

Shit, not good. You got cuffed at the party - and then got cuffed to another dude again. Also at the party?

[A pause.]

....Well, I can see why you're not braving the kitchen then.

[audio]

[idkmybffsean]

S'fockin balls man.

Three days o'this shit and I'm free. I'll let ya know when I'm back in the kitchen. Right now, smokes and scotch're my best friends.

[audio]

[bringthedeadup]

It sounds like it's fucking balls, man.

[He snickers, but makes sure to do it away from the comm.]

And yeah, I guess they are. Just don't lose too much weight before you get free, yeah?