First Body: (video)
[At first, there is nothing on the Elegante network from this particular userid.
BUT THEN!!!
With a click, the communicator turns on, and starts broadcasting. You get a nice, close-up view of Cecil's eye.]
Rinky-dink piece of shit....
[It pulls back, goes down, and you are now looking up at Cecil, two blobs on either side of the screen. Those would be his thumbs.]
Please tell me that this isn't some kind of new floating goon prison. I didn't even get a trial!
Noooooot that a trial would do me much good.
Plus, Iiiiiiiiii don't think even goons usually hire batshit insane guys like Mr. El Capitan to watch over floating barge prison things. Even a magic barge like this one.
[A pause, Cecil glancing up and considering.]
Or maybe they would. Old man Jones always did say -
[The feed cuts out. TIME IS UP FOR CECIL.]
BUT THEN!!!
With a click, the communicator turns on, and starts broadcasting. You get a nice, close-up view of Cecil's eye.]
Rinky-dink piece of shit....
[It pulls back, goes down, and you are now looking up at Cecil, two blobs on either side of the screen. Those would be his thumbs.]
Please tell me that this isn't some kind of new floating goon prison. I didn't even get a trial!
Noooooot that a trial would do me much good.
Plus, Iiiiiiiiii don't think even goons usually hire batshit insane guys like Mr. El Capitan to watch over floating barge prison things. Even a magic barge like this one.
[A pause, Cecil glancing up and considering.]
Or maybe they would. Old man Jones always did say -
[The feed cuts out. TIME IS UP FOR CECIL.]