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Jun 07, 2008 23:57

All right, now that I'm not constantly being shoved into a bitch's closet, let's try this again.

Name's Bad Ass Freakin' Overlord Zetta, bitches, and I think it's high time I made a few things clear.

1.  No book puns.  I'm sick of the damn book puns.  It's not funny.  I've heard it all before.  Keep 'em to yourself.
2.  On that note, yes I am a book ( Read more... )

list of demands, the angriest book in the world speaks!, proper introduction, finally not getting kicked off

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rocktothetoph June 8 2008, 05:24:08 UTC
What bug crawled between your pages and died?

Oh!

Or maybe something's got your pages all ruffled. So, Book Bitch, got anything else you want to whine about or can I tune you out now.

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bringnbadassbak June 8 2008, 05:33:13 UTC
The hell do you know, kid? You've got guts to stand up to me.

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rocktothetoph June 8 2008, 05:38:05 UTC
What do I know? You tell me you're the book around here...filled with written knowledge or some crap like that...

It's not that hard to stand up to something that's lying on a desk or a shelf somewhere.

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bringnbadassbak June 8 2008, 05:42:53 UTC
Tch! I don't have to tell you what's in me, you little runt. Book or not, I could still kick your ass.

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rocktothetoph June 8 2008, 05:50:15 UTC
Gonna give me a nasty paper cut? Fall on my foot? Read to me?

I would say I'd kick your ass but I'm pretty sure books don't have them. And where I'm from paper doesn't beat rock.

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bringnbadassbak June 8 2008, 05:57:24 UTC
Oh yeah? Just how do your little pebbles fare against lasers?

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