Guess who's totally fucking plastered~ Really, I will never understannnnnd what everyone's aversion to my booze is.
I stole shit from a department store today that I'll never even fucking wear. Seriously, some of this shit just looks fuckinngggg awful.
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I really hate that bitch. The fuckk was I doing?
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I really need to get laid. It's been like 24 hours and six minutes...