[[ 26 || She Will Not Return ]]
If I'd known the best way to calm my Malik down was by popping her cherry, I would have found a way to make her a woman myself and done it ages ago. But hey, it's actually kind of nice to have someone besides the Spirit in the house again. He bores me.
I miss Egypt already. It's cold, storming, and boring here~ I could probably still go out and get plastered if I really wanted to, but I hate that feeling of coming home soaking wet. So, I'll just sit in my bed and get plastered here.
And here, to share my drunken thoughts:
Shizuka, you're delicious. What tooth paste do you use?
Kaiba, I want to fuck your girlfriend.
Otogi, quit being gay. Reading about it hurts my eyes.
Pharaoh, quit cheating. You're putting yourself on the same level as me, and that's just fucking shameful.
Mana, thank you, baby.
Malik-that-doesn't-love-me, why don't you looooove me anymore?
Spirit, get whatever "isn't" crack-cocaine off my fucking kitchen table. My girls are getting excited.
Thank the gods for spell check because I can't see shit.
Malik's got no shirt on. Woah.
I miss Egypt already. It's cold, storming, and boring here~ I could probably still go out and get plastered if I really wanted to, but I hate that feeling of coming home soaking wet. So, I'll just sit in my bed and get plastered here.
And here, to share my drunken thoughts:
Shizuka, you're delicious. What tooth paste do you use?
Kaiba, I want to fuck your girlfriend.
Otogi, quit being gay. Reading about it hurts my eyes.
Pharaoh, quit cheating. You're putting yourself on the same level as me, and that's just fucking shameful.
Mana, thank you, baby.
Malik-that-doesn't-love-me, why don't you looooove me anymore?
Spirit, get whatever "isn't" crack-cocaine off my fucking kitchen table. My girls are getting excited.
Thank the gods for spell check because I can't see shit.
Malik's got no shirt on. Woah.