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Your Name/Alias: Bri, @ tashiro_kun
Age: 22
Character: Japan, codename wa Sailor V Honda Kiku
Series: Axis Powers Hetalia
Character Age: looks about 18-19, but will never ever tell you his real age.
Canon: Welcome to Axis Powers Hetalia, the webcomic/manga/anime series where your history is moe and so are the anthropomorpic nations! Take a seat, grab some popcorn, and prepare to love history again as the series details and makes fun of exactly what happens when everyone takes advantage of China, when Lithuania decides to outsource in America, or when Japan decides to join forces with Italy and Germany and attempt to win a war against pretty much everyone else, which we all know went down very well. But instead of focusing on the main character (Italy) or the person that yells a lot at him (Germany), it's time to put the spotlight on that quiet little Asian with the awesome sword-- Japan, of course!
Japan seems to be quite stand-offish to most everyone, to the point where he has been known to shut himself in his house for hundreds of years at a time. Sure, people are nice, but to Japan, he'd rather talk in circles with them. This is because he has this unfortunate habit of being rather passive-aggressive. As roundabout and non-confrontational as he can be, if he absolutely has to, Japan can and will kick some ass-- albeit in a quick, efficient, no-nonsense method. He also has some weird hobbies and customs, all of which are perfectly okay in his own mind, but what could you expect from a country who's mostly kept to himself? Japan also has a rigid code of honour, and if he proves useless or not-quite-victorious, he may attempt to become an hero. He also has a strange love of anything cute and is awesome with both computer and automotive technology and stuff like that.
A good note to keep in mind, also, is that the harakiri mentioned in the sample post is, well, death by self-administered disembowelment. Fun.
Sample Post:
This isn't the right place for the G8 summit... is it? It's not bad, but, um, I wasn't really expecting this. For one, there are tentacles coming from that lake... they must be there to pleasure the guests in their leisure time. Did America-san find it necessary to borrow another idea of mine? Not that I mind, though he should leave things like this to those with more experience... it can be a bit difficult for newcomers to get the atmosphere right for this. The lake isn't supposed to be glowing, for one, and perhaps he should use younger people for the staff. Those people don't look very cute or young-- uhm, and their legs are falling off.
So is it a radioactive lake...? That would explain the mutants and the large tentacles. If that is the case, then I can see that pollution is a serious problem. However, I don't think robots in space could fix that lake. ... I take that back. Maybe it could work. After all, perhaps if there's a super-concentrated freezing ray, it might reduce some of the global warming, and perhaps a UVA and UVB negation ray may help with the ozone layer. As for the lake, speeding up the radioactive decay process could work.... That can be developed in our labs, but I will have to ask my scientists to move the square watermelons and hold the study on florigens elsewhere. After all, this is for the good of my people... they should understand. I also have that project with Germany-san concerning those hybrid automotives. I cannot reveal the technology behind this all just yet, but the models of these cars should be sufficient for now, which I can sell in limited editions. Perhaps I can make an exclusive Hello Kitty version....
... Oh, no, I think I understand now. This is a movie set, correct? So those must be zombies, not mutants. Well, they're cute in a way if you squint; they don't look that harmless. Perhaps they simply want to hug someone before their limbs all fall off? Though they might also need their legs.... On second thought, perhaps they could hop instead, like rabbits. Yes, like that one is-- it really should growl less. It looks realistic, but I don't think that their skin is supposed to tear off like that, either. I should know, of course, with my own experience in these sorts of films... but the decomposing skin could be an interesting addition, I suppose.
I must thank America-san for allowing me to see the progress on his movie. It looks... promising. I should attend to some business of my own, though. I'll leave a note of gratitude for him with this woman-- she calls herself the director. And she's informed me that I cannot leave because I killed... her fiancee. So... I've been taken captive? But I don't think I killed your fiancee, I'm sorry.... Ah, no, I see-- I've been tricked by this director. The fault is on me for this. I've shamed myself and my people by falling into a trap.
So... thank you for your, um, hospitality. But please do not try to stop me in the middle of this ritual. Harakiri is the only way I can rectify this now....
Voting happened here, with a 96.4% approval. Oh my fucking god.
Age: 22
Character: Japan, codename wa Sailor V Honda Kiku
Series: Axis Powers Hetalia
Character Age: looks about 18-19, but will never ever tell you his real age.
Canon: Welcome to Axis Powers Hetalia, the webcomic/manga/anime series where your history is moe and so are the anthropomorpic nations! Take a seat, grab some popcorn, and prepare to love history again as the series details and makes fun of exactly what happens when everyone takes advantage of China, when Lithuania decides to outsource in America, or when Japan decides to join forces with Italy and Germany and attempt to win a war against pretty much everyone else, which we all know went down very well. But instead of focusing on the main character (Italy) or the person that yells a lot at him (Germany), it's time to put the spotlight on that quiet little Asian with the awesome sword-- Japan, of course!
Japan seems to be quite stand-offish to most everyone, to the point where he has been known to shut himself in his house for hundreds of years at a time. Sure, people are nice, but to Japan, he'd rather talk in circles with them. This is because he has this unfortunate habit of being rather passive-aggressive. As roundabout and non-confrontational as he can be, if he absolutely has to, Japan can and will kick some ass-- albeit in a quick, efficient, no-nonsense method. He also has some weird hobbies and customs, all of which are perfectly okay in his own mind, but what could you expect from a country who's mostly kept to himself? Japan also has a rigid code of honour, and if he proves useless or not-quite-victorious, he may attempt to become an hero. He also has a strange love of anything cute and is awesome with both computer and automotive technology and stuff like that.
A good note to keep in mind, also, is that the harakiri mentioned in the sample post is, well, death by self-administered disembowelment. Fun.
Sample Post:
This isn't the right place for the G8 summit... is it? It's not bad, but, um, I wasn't really expecting this. For one, there are tentacles coming from that lake... they must be there to pleasure the guests in their leisure time. Did America-san find it necessary to borrow another idea of mine? Not that I mind, though he should leave things like this to those with more experience... it can be a bit difficult for newcomers to get the atmosphere right for this. The lake isn't supposed to be glowing, for one, and perhaps he should use younger people for the staff. Those people don't look very cute or young-- uhm, and their legs are falling off.
So is it a radioactive lake...? That would explain the mutants and the large tentacles. If that is the case, then I can see that pollution is a serious problem. However, I don't think robots in space could fix that lake. ... I take that back. Maybe it could work. After all, perhaps if there's a super-concentrated freezing ray, it might reduce some of the global warming, and perhaps a UVA and UVB negation ray may help with the ozone layer. As for the lake, speeding up the radioactive decay process could work.... That can be developed in our labs, but I will have to ask my scientists to move the square watermelons and hold the study on florigens elsewhere. After all, this is for the good of my people... they should understand. I also have that project with Germany-san concerning those hybrid automotives. I cannot reveal the technology behind this all just yet, but the models of these cars should be sufficient for now, which I can sell in limited editions. Perhaps I can make an exclusive Hello Kitty version....
... Oh, no, I think I understand now. This is a movie set, correct? So those must be zombies, not mutants. Well, they're cute in a way if you squint; they don't look that harmless. Perhaps they simply want to hug someone before their limbs all fall off? Though they might also need their legs.... On second thought, perhaps they could hop instead, like rabbits. Yes, like that one is-- it really should growl less. It looks realistic, but I don't think that their skin is supposed to tear off like that, either. I should know, of course, with my own experience in these sorts of films... but the decomposing skin could be an interesting addition, I suppose.
I must thank America-san for allowing me to see the progress on his movie. It looks... promising. I should attend to some business of my own, though. I'll leave a note of gratitude for him with this woman-- she calls herself the director. And she's informed me that I cannot leave because I killed... her fiancee. So... I've been taken captive? But I don't think I killed your fiancee, I'm sorry.... Ah, no, I see-- I've been tricked by this director. The fault is on me for this. I've shamed myself and my people by falling into a trap.
So... thank you for your, um, hospitality. But please do not try to stop me in the middle of this ritual. Harakiri is the only way I can rectify this now....
Voting happened here, with a 96.4% approval. Oh my fucking god.