[threads]
*all in chronological order
[ NOVEMBER 2008 ]
post 01
[ DECEMBER 2008 ]
thread 02
[ JANUARY 2009 ]
thread 10
[ FEBRUARY 2009 ]
post 05
[ NOVEMBER 2008 ]
post 01
- in which Japan meets a few of his spawn, finds Germany and Italy, and wages war with Russia over.... pants. DIGNITY, HONOUR.... TROUSERS.
- in which Italy says DON'T BE AN HERO JAPAN!!!1one and there's a discussion about homemade vodka. Because yeah, Italy has genius plans.
[ DECEMBER 2008 ]
thread 02
- in which Klavier asks the "sex, marriage, murder" question and Japan gets awkward. lol Japan knows who's on the murder list - it's all about prioritising.
- in which someone meets a loli who thinks he's an... elf. Germany is one badass Santa.
- in which Japan and Germany wtf all over the magazine, and Japan wants a persocom for himself. Everything can be bought on e-Bay.
- in which someone is sneaky liek ninja and Italy doesn't know when to shut up. Like usual, amirite?
- in which a loli-robot actually is useful, Italy's.... Italy, and Russian diplomacy kinda sucks. Also Germany's bossy and America's dumber than bricks.
- in which England and Japan discuss this weird-ass island they're now on. Because, yeah, two strange island nations have room to talk.
- in which Italy fails at making boats and keeping people out of the fucking house. Although that is one hell of a nice door....
- in which Japan has an onsen and everyone thinks it's a pool party. BITCHES DON'T KNOW 'BOUT MY BATHING.
- in which Russia likes to skate naked and Japan hates mistletoe. Sex bomb, sex bomb, you're my sex bomb....
- in which Italy's food is ransacked, and Japan now has compost for his vegetables. Also, nabe with fettuccine doesn't sound appetising at all.
[ JANUARY 2009 ]
thread 10
- in which China shows up and tries to kill everyone with cheap-ass fireworks. Also China is kind of a dick.
- in which Japan is really awesome at video games, and Russia has to bother bother bother bother bother. Otaku needs peace and quiet dammit.
- in which someone has everyone's clothing and Japan is only in a fundoshi and a bedsheet toga. Italy doesn't bother with underwear at all skgbakjfna
- in which a personal ad catches Japan's eye. Island's not playing hard to get at all, is it?
- in which Japan sees a loli-wannabe model in Switzerland and isn't shot on site. Yay for alliances.
- in which reconnaissance missions and Italy do not mix. Also, do not believe the classifieds.
- in which Japan attempts to answer a personal ad and becomes Italy's ho. Note: Touya is weak to harakiri.
- in which the island hands out laptops and Japan discovers THE INTERNET. Or, uhm, online quizzes.
- in which Russia's pissed about his results and is suddenly helpful. Japan has an Igor now?
[ FEBRUARY 2009 ]
post 05
- in which Japan gets a kitten and cuteness ensues. Also, Kyou should stay away unless he really likes the feel of kitten claws in his leg.