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Metatron learning how to drive...that was hilarious. Honestly. I was laughing so hard there were tears rolling down some of my followers' faces. Human children can drive cars and one of the oldest beings in existence practically had a panic attack behind the wheel. Perhaps my dear Pierce should've checked the brakes just once more.
Angels really are stupid creatures.
Having looked back over events since I've been away, I haven't missed much.
Honestly, Earth really is a dull place when I'm not around. I'm coming back to brighten everyone's boring little lives. Hell is becoming tiresome. Everyone just screams when I stop by for a chat.
Angels really are stupid creatures.
Having looked back over events since I've been away, I haven't missed much.
Honestly, Earth really is a dull place when I'm not around. I'm coming back to brighten everyone's boring little lives. Hell is becoming tiresome. Everyone just screams when I stop by for a chat.