Have you missed me?

[bringerof_light]

Ah. Earth. There's nothing quite like the mortal world. The stench of humans and the overhead smog of sin and debauchery. It's my kind of place. In fact, it is my place. And, after a short absence, I'm back

Comments

[bastard_john]

Truth?

Out of all the people here, I think I'm just about the only one who can really and truly say, in all honesty, that he hasn't missed you.

Although, long as I'm bein' honest, I've got to say- I was wondering where you were.

[bringerof_light]

I was busy. Things to do, demons to lead, souls to torment, you know how it is. Are you sure you didn't miss me? Not even a little? You know I brighten up your dreary life.

[bastard_john]

I'll give you this: this world sure as Hell didn't feel like home without you around.

[bringerof_light]

Oh, John, how kind of you.

[bastard_john]

There's a world of difference between kindness and truth, Lucifer. I'd think you of all beings'd know that.

[bringerof_light]

Well, how truthful of you, it just doesn't have the same ring to it.

[bastard_john]

S'pose you're right, at that. Well, I'll take your words for what they're worth, then- fair enough?

[bringerof_light]

Are you sure you can afford them then?

[bastard_john]

Mmm. Valid point. I'll get back to you on that.

[bringerof_light]

I'm all a quiver with anticipation.