Because you folks never have enough meme ...
1.) Name one person who made you smile today. Thing 2.
2.) What were you doing at 11:00 this morning? "working"
3.) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Making a carnitas burrito.
4.) What is something you will never forget? Wedding.
5.) What is the last thing you said aloud? "Yeah, that was an 'uh-oh'."
6.) How many different things did you drink today? Cranberry Juice, Water, caffine-free coke.
7.) What color is your hairbrush? Black. Like my soul *kicks emo-self*
8.) What was the last thing you bought? PIE.
9.) What was the last gift you bought? A new camera for The Wife.
10.) What color is your front door? White. Except for the muddy kid-prints.
11.) Where do you keep your change? Pocket. If you want some, you have to go fishing :)
12.) What was the weather like today? A rare perfectly clear day.
13.) What is the best ice cream flavor? Dark chocolate coconut peanut butter coffee with carmel ribbon and brownie chunks.
14.) What are you excited about? New job. And terrified.
18.) Are you very random? Throw the porcupine into the car and let's go.
19.) Do you want to cut your hair? Been thinking about it. Maybe some color.
20.) What would you do if you got pregnant? Kill Jason. He said he used protection.
21.) Do you talk a lot? The question is, "do I ever stop"
22.) Do you watch The O. C.? Oleander Chrome?
23.) Does your screen name have an "^" in it? WTF.
24.) Do you know anyone named Steven? Yes, they were tasty.
25.) Do you make up your own words? Di-nobut.
26.) Are you ticklish? Very. But there's a great deal of physical risk involved in tickling me.
27.) Are you typically a jealous person? With specific people I've gone batshit insane. With everyone else, I seem to be ok with loaning them out regularly.
29.) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J": Cum-Junkie! Err, I mean Jason!
30.) Who's the 1st person on your received calls list? Wife.
31.) Who was the last person to text message you? WTF is a text message and how do I get it off my lawn?
32.) Do you chew on straws? Only when felching. (ok, that even grossed me out)
33.) Do you have curly hair? Dirty.
34.) What is the next concert you're going to? My son's impromptu singing in the car on the way to school tomorrrow.
35.) Who has been the biggest disappointment to you recently? Always myself. I don't really have expectations of people, so I rarely get disappointed. People are who they are.
36.) How many times have you sworn today? Fuck, shit, damn, piss, crap ... well that's 5 more than before this meme, anyway.
37.) What is something you say a lot? Um ...
38.) What is the last thing you ate? PIE.
39.) Have You Seen the movie Danny Darko? No. But Donny Darko was really f'ing good.
40.) Do you have work tomorrow? Um ... SURE ... "work" ... riiiiight.
41.) Is marriage in your future? Yes. Um, yes again. Yeah, and again. Yeah it seems to be still there. Yup, still there again.
42) When's the last time you said "I love you"? Putting The Boy to bed tonight.
43.) What should you be doing right now? Figuring out how my body is to be consecrated with the blood of 666 virgins after my death.
44.) Do you have a nickname? Daddy. Dad. Honey. Spermcell - Jr. High really really sucked.
45.) Are you a heavy sleeper? I can sleep through a train passing through my living room while kids jump on me and scream at the top of their lungs and a jet passes overhead.
46) When's the last time you used a skateboard? I can't even recall.
47.) What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks? What's this 'movie' you speak of?
48.) Is there anyone you like right now? My penis. REALLY hate the kiddy meme questions.
49.) When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest. This morning before going to work.
50.) Are you currently depressed? I'd love to say 'no', but truthfully something is bothering me, but I'm not quite sure what it is yet.
2.) What were you doing at 11:00 this morning? "working"
3.) What were you doing 30 minutes ago? Making a carnitas burrito.
4.) What is something you will never forget? Wedding.
5.) What is the last thing you said aloud? "Yeah, that was an 'uh-oh'."
6.) How many different things did you drink today? Cranberry Juice, Water, caffine-free coke.
7.) What color is your hairbrush? Black. Like my soul *kicks emo-self*
8.) What was the last thing you bought? PIE.
9.) What was the last gift you bought? A new camera for The Wife.
10.) What color is your front door? White. Except for the muddy kid-prints.
11.) Where do you keep your change? Pocket. If you want some, you have to go fishing :)
12.) What was the weather like today? A rare perfectly clear day.
13.) What is the best ice cream flavor? Dark chocolate coconut peanut butter coffee with carmel ribbon and brownie chunks.
14.) What are you excited about? New job. And terrified.
18.) Are you very random? Throw the porcupine into the car and let's go.
19.) Do you want to cut your hair? Been thinking about it. Maybe some color.
20.) What would you do if you got pregnant? Kill Jason. He said he used protection.
21.) Do you talk a lot? The question is, "do I ever stop"
22.) Do you watch The O. C.? Oleander Chrome?
23.) Does your screen name have an "^" in it? WTF.
24.) Do you know anyone named Steven? Yes, they were tasty.
25.) Do you make up your own words? Di-nobut.
26.) Are you ticklish? Very. But there's a great deal of physical risk involved in tickling me.
27.) Are you typically a jealous person? With specific people I've gone batshit insane. With everyone else, I seem to be ok with loaning them out regularly.
29.) Name a friend whose name starts with the letter "J": Cum-Junkie! Err, I mean Jason!
30.) Who's the 1st person on your received calls list? Wife.
31.) Who was the last person to text message you? WTF is a text message and how do I get it off my lawn?
32.) Do you chew on straws? Only when felching. (ok, that even grossed me out)
33.) Do you have curly hair? Dirty.
34.) What is the next concert you're going to? My son's impromptu singing in the car on the way to school tomorrrow.
35.) Who has been the biggest disappointment to you recently? Always myself. I don't really have expectations of people, so I rarely get disappointed. People are who they are.
36.) How many times have you sworn today? Fuck, shit, damn, piss, crap ... well that's 5 more than before this meme, anyway.
37.) What is something you say a lot? Um ...
38.) What is the last thing you ate? PIE.
39.) Have You Seen the movie Danny Darko? No. But Donny Darko was really f'ing good.
40.) Do you have work tomorrow? Um ... SURE ... "work" ... riiiiight.
41.) Is marriage in your future? Yes. Um, yes again. Yeah, and again. Yeah it seems to be still there. Yup, still there again.
42) When's the last time you said "I love you"? Putting The Boy to bed tonight.
43.) What should you be doing right now? Figuring out how my body is to be consecrated with the blood of 666 virgins after my death.
44.) Do you have a nickname? Daddy. Dad. Honey. Spermcell - Jr. High really really sucked.
45.) Are you a heavy sleeper? I can sleep through a train passing through my living room while kids jump on me and scream at the top of their lungs and a jet passes overhead.
46) When's the last time you used a skateboard? I can't even recall.
47.) What is the best movie you've seen in the past two weeks? What's this 'movie' you speak of?
48.) Is there anyone you like right now? My penis. REALLY hate the kiddy meme questions.
49.) When was the last time you did the dishes, be honest. This morning before going to work.
50.) Are you currently depressed? I'd love to say 'no', but truthfully something is bothering me, but I'm not quite sure what it is yet.