Ooh!
Oooh, here's another one I just remembered!
What's green and has wheels?
*whispers* You're supposed to say, "I don't know."
~Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.
ROFL.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
~There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Oh my gahhh.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
~When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
And here's some blonde jokes. Mare, you don't count as a blonde, so don't be offended.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
~There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
~You can park in the handicapped spots.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
~Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
~Is it mine?
Tee hee. Have a grrrreat day, my loves!
What's green and has wheels?
*whispers* You're supposed to say, "I don't know."
~Grass. I was just kidding about the wheels.
ROFL.
How can you tell if a redneck is married?
~There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH sides of his pickup truck.
Oh my gahhh.
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
~When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already there.
And here's some blonde jokes. Mare, you don't count as a blonde, so don't be offended.
What is the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde?
~There have actually been sightings of Bigfoot.
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
~You can park in the handicapped spots.
How do you make a blonde laugh on a Saturday?
~Tell her a joke on a Wednesday.
What does a blonde say after her doctor tells her that she's pregnant.
~Is it mine?
Tee hee. Have a grrrreat day, my loves!