Co-worker
___ walked by and said "I'm tired" and I replied "that's why I'm drinking this," holding my energy drink. And she said "looks like stomach cancer in a can" and I said "everything is cancer, the sooner you realize that, the more at peace you'll be with the modern world." Which you could accuse me of being a bitch, but she started it. She is under the misconception that people don't mind when you say something condescending or negative about their habits to them. And she has the opinion that she's the only one that has to deal with shit and despite her young age, she's lived more than anyone else, and knows better than everyone else.