Once upon a time there was a kitteh named Mim.
She was often picked on by her brother. (Here he is sitting on her.)
Today, a new friend arrived.
"I shall name you Pachy Poppins, and you will be my bestest friend and one true minion. Now fly away, Pachy Poppins, and take me with you."
"Fly AWAY, Pachy Poppins. Quickly, before . . ."
("Whaa???")
"Dammit."
[whispers] "Pachy Poppins, I demand that you ignore my brother and FLY AWAY AT ONCE! Quickly! Before something terrible happens!"
"Shitshitshit."
"Sonofabitch."