canada day yo
today was too awesome.
so i was basically doing nothing like all day, then around six jeffrey and andrea came to my house. who was i to resisit?
we went down to the golf course, distracting motorists with jeffrey's canadian flag and our incessant screaming. a guy with a mustache honked :]
LOL every time andrea held the flag, black people would drive by and every time jeffrey held it there were none but white faces. it was a total mindfuck :O thankfully my turnout was about mixed.
soooo anyway we went to merici and edenbrook hill p.s. and tried to get into the construcion site, but no such luck. thankfully, we were able to get into the gated kindergarten area. i tipped over a cement tree. WHATTA REBEL. not.
we found a toad on the field and hastily named it vaginahead, and were able to get it back into the poor excuse for a forest. and bob marley was playing, but i couldn't figure out which house it was coming from. :$
yeah so hopped the fence and went back to jefrrey's, "chilled" there, then walked up to st. lucy's for an unknown reason. contemplated calling on like 20938492384 people but decided against it. oh and on the way we met a cat named hubert. IT WAS SEX. OMG. and it kept molesting me. but it was hawt so whateva.
had some fun at the park, and waited for andrea to "experience" st. lucy's by laying a hand on it.
walked back and got stalked by a small black kid. lol; just like in the pictures. too fun. and saw the sign at the public school, "SCHOLS OUT FOR HORS" or something like that. LOL'd 4 daiiz.
on our way back like 3 more people honked and i think now i'm hoarse.
took the creepy shortcut. zomg. we were walking through it and it was all dark and forest-like and jeffrey's telling a story and suddenly we all hear a noise. so we all freeze. and jeffrey's like, "oh my jesus... did you guys -"
and i'm like, "RUN!"
and we sprinted out of that dungeon yo. ahhhhh too fun. i DIED :]
so went back to jeffrey's finally, and had some juice. watched some youtube videos;
and then walked home with them. thankfully i'll see them again tomorrow. and hopefully next week.
man, this is what i need. there was not a three-minute period in that entire four hours when i was not laughing.
HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
there was a sexy cloud at the park shaped EXACTLY like a mccain potato smile.
it was mind-boggling. i should have taken a picture. srsly, the resemblance was uncanny. UNCANNY.
so i was basically doing nothing like all day, then around six jeffrey and andrea came to my house. who was i to resisit?
we went down to the golf course, distracting motorists with jeffrey's canadian flag and our incessant screaming. a guy with a mustache honked :]
LOL every time andrea held the flag, black people would drive by and every time jeffrey held it there were none but white faces. it was a total mindfuck :O thankfully my turnout was about mixed.
soooo anyway we went to merici and edenbrook hill p.s. and tried to get into the construcion site, but no such luck. thankfully, we were able to get into the gated kindergarten area. i tipped over a cement tree. WHATTA REBEL. not.
we found a toad on the field and hastily named it vaginahead, and were able to get it back into the poor excuse for a forest. and bob marley was playing, but i couldn't figure out which house it was coming from. :$
yeah so hopped the fence and went back to jefrrey's, "chilled" there, then walked up to st. lucy's for an unknown reason. contemplated calling on like 20938492384 people but decided against it. oh and on the way we met a cat named hubert. IT WAS SEX. OMG. and it kept molesting me. but it was hawt so whateva.
had some fun at the park, and waited for andrea to "experience" st. lucy's by laying a hand on it.
walked back and got stalked by a small black kid. lol; just like in the pictures. too fun. and saw the sign at the public school, "SCHOLS OUT FOR HORS" or something like that. LOL'd 4 daiiz.
on our way back like 3 more people honked and i think now i'm hoarse.
took the creepy shortcut. zomg. we were walking through it and it was all dark and forest-like and jeffrey's telling a story and suddenly we all hear a noise. so we all freeze. and jeffrey's like, "oh my jesus... did you guys -"
and i'm like, "RUN!"
and we sprinted out of that dungeon yo. ahhhhh too fun. i DIED :]
so went back to jeffrey's finally, and had some juice. watched some youtube videos;
and then walked home with them. thankfully i'll see them again tomorrow. and hopefully next week.
man, this is what i need. there was not a three-minute period in that entire four hours when i was not laughing.
HIGHLIGHT OF MY DAY
there was a sexy cloud at the park shaped EXACTLY like a mccain potato smile.
it was mind-boggling. i should have taken a picture. srsly, the resemblance was uncanny. UNCANNY.