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Founder Download: Penny Appleberry (coming soonish)
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This legacy is a part of
Nova's Legacy Challenge 4.5 at Sims 2 Supernova. It will definitely contain bad language, pixel nudity, sims of every sexual orientation, breaking the rules (they're really more like guidelines anyway...), etc. In short, it's a typical legacy of mine.
How exciting, a new legacy! I'm just brimming over with joy... Let's meet our founder, shall we?
Penny's a very lightly tweaked makeover of one of my first TS3 sims ever. She's the high-strung artistic type and wants to master both painting and writing. She's also pretty hot.
She gets this lovely pop-up as soon as she tries to move into beautiful Queenstown (by AweSims). SURE LET'S DO IT NOTHING COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.
Ohai ghosts.
Wait, GTFO of the food!
The suspiciously timely arrival of this ghost hunter clears matters up pretty fast, though.
But it seems to have left our poor founder a bit addled from the stress. That, dear, IS a bed. It cannot be in the way of your getting into it.
But she is mighty cute and possibly drug-enhanced when she catches Claude the butterfly. Aww, she's made a friend!
Penny: "Surely something this small cannot POSSIBLY be a fish!"
Don't knock it sweets, you need to gain some skill to catch the big ones. Fish. Not men. Right.
Our harried founder finds herself in need of some libations.
Although the flaming drink is a bit suspect...
It has the desired effect.
She loosens up and tries to chat up the ample-chested bartender. Have I mentioned in all my iterations of Penny she's been gay? Well then, now you know.
Having blown it with the bosomy bartender, Penny heads home to find solace in her art.
Then she sneaks into a club to eat sushi. Alone. FOREVER...
She only got in because the bouncer thought she looked yummy.
After her adventures in clubbing, she decides the next day is perfect for a museum trip. After all, intelligent and artistic people hang out there, right?
She tries giving a random male flowers, under duress as I'm TRYING to stick to the rules (i.e. no female-female reproduction).
O.o
Her friend Gavin enlightens us as to the reason for her vomiting:
Gavin: "You're not pregnant doll, you just ate bad fish!"
Gavin tries to cheer her up with a ghost story. During the day. I bet it's verrrrrrrry scary in the bright sunshine.
He also thinks Penny is quite the dish.
She, however, has found Sidra and latched on to her alien gorgeousity immediately. I would too, for srs.
I do not know what possessed her to go the mausoleum (I didn't want a death flower or anything, nope >_>)...
But she was mauled by the very rare mausoleum bear.
At which point she got the opportunity to teach an art class. I think the students probably produced better art than she can at this point.
BUT. While out and about she met Jett and fell instantly in love. I would too, girl is FOINE.
Jett: "You're the only fish in the sea, you lovely lady!" *sniffs flowers*
Penny: "Is it too soon to drag her to bed?"
Cheesy, Jett, and yes, Penny.
They are damn cute together and they love each other's faces off. It was at this point that I decided in a world where vampires exist and people can have green skin that surely science had progressed to the point of allowing two women to reproduce (i.e. I decided to cheat because I love them together and couldn't bear to break them up and force Penny to be straight).
An artistic soul, she is not necessarily the most practical of women. I still figured she'd be able to make waffles. My bad.
Penny: "What the shit is this? I'm STARVING!"
Penny: "WAIT FUCK THAT'S A FIRE! FIIIIIIIRE!!!!!!"
I did have the good sense to install a fire alarm so presumably good-looking female firefighters would arrive in situations like this. However, Penny is dedicated to her rock star, Jett.
Penny: "I have a secret to tell you..."
Penny: "I think I love you, so what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of, a love there is no cure for..."
Her recitation of cheesy seventies lyrics got her right into Jett's pants.
And when she wakes up, Jett serenades her paramour. Isn't it all so sickeningly sweet? I ♥ them.
In return for the dulcet tones of her beautiful girlfriend, Penny attempts to make breakfast. I cringed but no fires to be seen. This time.
She immediately rolled this want after breakfast which I found so adorably sweet I felt the need to punch teddy bears.
Jett is likewise appreciative of the gesture.
So they go back to bed.
Hi Claude! I forgot to mention I moved Penny out of the premade house that was previously haunted and into one I am building expressly for her. I am just that much of a control freak. But anyway, CLAUDE!
Claude: "Bonjour!" 8D
That looks suspiciously like Jett.
Oh dear god, they're becoming domestic! They're gardening together! Call the police! Call the army!
And then I melt.
Penny cares not for getting to know her love, she simply MUST propose! She is taken with adoration and moved by lust... I mean love...
It would seem Jett is just as fond of whirlwind romances :3
Of course they must celebrate!
Until next time...